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Q: What did the Bigfoot denialist say when a car splashed dirty water from a puddle right onto a pretty lady's white dress?

A: Nothing. He couldn't see any of the evidence right there in front of his eyes.
 
The Shrike said:
BWAAHAAHHAA!!!! Imagine that - the great and powerful DWA - the only real skeptic when it comes to bigfoot - fell for this one on April Fool's Day! Maybe he didn't get the joke because today is really no different than any other day in his world. He even ended the thread with a nod to Bindernagel!
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And right after he posted this up:
Biggest Skeptic DWA said:
Oh, and I had to add: anyone who honestly rully truly thinks that I "conclude " IT's BIGFOOT" for every odd thing that happens" is not only not using critical thinking skills, but not reading, or thinking about, one or the other or both, my posts. I'm one of the most skeptical posters on this site.In, er, the way the word actually means.

This isn't an assertion, it is a fact: the only true skeptics in the bigfoot field are proponents.
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What a dumbass. Is it a character flaw that I hope this knucklehead isn't BLAARGing and is indeed this stupid, this gullible, and this wrong about everything?
 
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DWA seems to be a megalomaniac. He starts so many of his posts with "Guys..." or "People..." and that sort of thing. It's like he sets up a soapbox and then stands on it to make proclamations to the BFF minions who are expected to stop everything and STFU and listen to his divine words. He does the same thing on Cryptomundo. DWA seems to want to be the Emperor.

It's not really a criticism per se, because Bigfootery and Cryptozoology are at their best when the insane are allowed to hold the microphone and preach the gospel of hidden beasts and about the lowlife dimwits who would deny their place under the sun.
 
jaydeehess said:
Haven't seen anything in the news but may have been bumped on account of two aircraft crashes in the last week. Still no specimen though, right?
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I wouldn't ask questions of jaydeehess. A history of honesty is lacking and then there is the smell.
 
Couldn't have happened to a better guy DWA....what an idiot!
 
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What did the Fauxfoot enthusiast say when looking a large field of pristine snow?

A: "Darn, this field was covered with hundreds of squatch tracks yesterday but now you can't see them under the snow."


What did the Fauxfoot enthusiast say when rabbit tracks were spotted in the snow?

A: "This proves there was a squatch in the area because rabbits are known to run away from squatch."


What did the Fauxfoot enthusiast say when fox tracks are pointed out near the rabbit tracks?

A: "This is even more proof of a squatch because fox are known to be attracted to squatch."


What did the Fauxfoot enthusiast say when no bigfoot tracks are found anywhere in the area?

A: "Squatch are known to swing from tree to tree when there is snow on the ground to avoid leaving tracks. The lack of tracks are proof of squatch."
 
How many Fauxfoot enthusiasts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Let's see. It would take one to do wood knocks, one to howl, one to scan the area with an infrared camera, one to explain why a burned out lightbulb is proof of bigfoot, one to start a new Bigbulb forum to discuss bigfoot and lightbulbs, one to do a video documentary to promote a book about lightbulbs and bigfoot, one to explain why burned out lightbulbs are a part of a conspiracy to deny the existence of bigfoot, one to announce an expedition to look for more burned out lightbulbs, one to call Discover and ask about producing a new series, one to explain why a man in a suit couldn't change a lightbulb, one to point out that lightbulbs burn out in every state, one to point out how many reliable witnesses there have been to burned out lightbulbs, and...no, the lightbulb will never get changed.
 
I made this for him

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