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Chris,
Just a little personal advise…it’s a bad bet to keep holding on to those HD vids and pics you have. Based on the description, they would immediately jump the PGF as the “best ever” bigfoot footage. We all know that they probably won’t be “proof”, but they would be VERY valuable, both to you and the Bigfoot in general. The real risk is that someone else turns in a really good video or even comes up with a body before you show your hand. At that point, the financial value of your stuff will drop sharply. Don’t forget, you have a lot of competition out there. Meldrum’s flying catamaran, Erikson could get a picture of the REAL Matilda at any time, Todd Standing and so many more. Finding Bigfoot, with all of its TV resources is bound to succeed this season. Third (or forth) time’s a charm for Rick Dyer and Justin Smeja is a good shot with a taste for bigfoot blood. Only a few weeks of winter left at Area X where they can’t seem to swing a dead cat without hitting ol’ footie. Last, but not least, NL only needs to set out some Good-N-Plentys by a camera trap (and survive the aerial onslaught) and he’s going to be rich. Think of all the protection you could get for bigfoot…I bet nobody would ever endanger one again. No more boredom and killing time for you. Celebrity city!

Now I’m not suggesting you show them here. You are absolutely right about that. You can probably forget Animal Planet and all of it’s sister networks, they don’t want to compete with FB. You need someone with real gravitas on a national level….I think Brian Williams may have a little time and would be just the guy.

You should listen to me, I’m the CEO of a Fortune 100 company and a professional gambler….

and a Ninja.

I also have dousing rods that work.
 
No matter how hard I try I'm never able to understand 'footer logic.

Those with amazing evidence of 'foots say they won't show their evidence because they don't want the 'foots to be bothered or killed, but if those folks could prove bigfoot was real the 'foots would be classified as an endangered species and protected.
 
^Ergo, the birth of BLAARGing as a potential explanation for their nonsensical statements and actions.

1) These people have some severely limiting deficits in the frontal cortex.

2) They are not being honest in those statements and actions.

Here at the ISF, we tend to lean more toward explanation #2 as a better fit to the data in many instances, including Chris'.
 
LTC8K6 said:
Keep in mind the number of claims by Chris for these pics and vids in May of 2010:


There are apparently lots of creatures in the 8.1mp picture.
One was in plain sight. That is, easily visible to anyone. Not hidden at all. Nothing blocking the view of it, etc.

The 8.1mp picture is now available at his web site.

The cropped pic shows the creature that was in plain sight. Again, this means out in the open and plainly visible.
This is that crop:
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Chris is able to get very close to the creatures sometimes.
The male and female creatures show high sexual dimorphism.

There are 3 videos that have been reviewed by scientists.
Those 3 videos show a lot of creatures with various characteristics.

Steve Kulls is investigating Chris's claims and evidence.

*****

Chris has made some incredible claims in early 2010, which would prove that bigfoot exists if they were true, but he has yet to back up any of them. We have yet to hear from any scientists that reviewed any BFRPKY videos, as far as I can tell.
I don't know what Kulls came up with in his investigation. I was not able to find a report.
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Where is this statement made by Steve Kulls and to who was it made?
Chris B.
 
dmaker said:
When blow up larger like this, you can see that the "gorilla" is the same color as the background foliage. That should tell you that this is an excellent example of pareidolia. Also, the gorilla seems to have a large toad hugging a picture of Jesus on its rump. The poor gorilla also seems to have a very large goiter below its neck.

I love pareidolia. More fun than Where's Waldo.
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Foliage on the trees on March 6th just slightly North of the 37th parallel?
You must be smoking some kind of "foliage". :confused:
Chris B.
 
The Shrike said:
Chris can play the victim card as often as he likes, but the fact remains that his own statements are far more damning than our most withering critiques.

Of course the multiple bigfoots are "different sizes and colors" - they're pareidolia.
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I was not aware you were privy to those pics. My statements damning? Like what statements would that be? Chris B.
 
abaddon said:
I cannot speak for The Shrike, but my thoughts are that you have nothing, will show nothing and will never present anything.

You asked.
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Well, like the shrike, you failed to answer the question. I know why he did it, but you're just throwing some mud my way.

I feel you've not been reading my posts regarding Bigfoot evidence. I'll repeat this once again, I do not have evidence that will prove the existence of Bigfoot conclusively at this time. When I do, I'll share. The ambiguous pics from my website listed there in 2010/11 are all I have for release. Anything else I have will be released once I obtain my biological evidence. Chris B.
 
Overheard at "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" (from Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy)

Guest 1: "Hey...you think Chris will ever find that bigfoot bio evidence?"

Guest 2: "Well...he's got 15 minutes left."

:)
 
comncents said:
Chris,
Just a little personal advise…it’s a bad bet to keep holding on to those HD vids and pics you have. Based on the description, they would immediately jump the PGF as the “best ever” bigfoot footage. We all know that they probably won’t be “proof”, but they would be VERY valuable, both to you and the Bigfoot in general. The real risk is that someone else turns in a really good video or even comes up with a body before you show your hand. At that point, the financial value of your stuff will drop sharply. Don’t forget, you have a lot of competition out there. Meldrum’s flying catamaran, Erikson could get a picture of the REAL Matilda at any time, Todd Standing and so many more. Finding Bigfoot, with all of its TV resources is bound to succeed this season. Third (or forth) time’s a charm for Rick Dyer and Justin Smeja is a good shot with a taste for bigfoot blood. Only a few weeks of winter left at Area X where they can’t seem to swing a dead cat without hitting ol’ footie. Last, but not least, NL only needs to set out some Good-N-Plentys by a camera trap (and survive the aerial onslaught) and he’s going to be rich. Think of all the protection you could get for bigfoot…I bet nobody would ever endanger one again. No more boredom and killing time for you. Celebrity city!

Now I’m not suggesting you show them here. You are absolutely right about that. You can probably forget Animal Planet and all of it’s sister networks, they don’t want to compete with FB. You need someone with real gravitas on a national level….I think Brian Williams may have a little time and would be just the guy.

You should listen to me, I’m the CEO of a Fortune 100 company and a professional gambler….

and a Ninja.

I also have dousing rods that work.
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Thanks for the advise. I'm aware of the risk that someone may bring in a body at any time. I have specified many times that I do not have anything that would prove Bigfoot conclusively, thank you for understanding that. You seem to be a minority.
I'm of the opinion it would be foolish to present anything more than I already have presented at this time.
I am just a KY Hillbilly rube. You know it's not uncommon for us rubes to see weird stuff. Chris B.
 
As is plainly evident, there are no simpletons lined up to buy into this Kentucky bigfoot ********. What would really be cool is if Chris would be our BLAARGing insider, our footie deepthroat, allowing us insight into this very odd North American subculture. But alas, I think that we'll be waiting for that about as long as for actual bigfoot evidence.
 
ChrisBFRPKY said:
I am just a KY Hillbilly rube. You know it's not uncommon for us rubes to see weird stuff. Chris B.
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Stop playing the martyr card Chris. Being involved in a very silly subculture, you can hardly get all hurt like a 12 year-old girl when the silliness is pointed out.
 
dmaker said:
LOL

Yeah, sure you will Chris.
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I'll try, of course that's not a guarantee of success, but it's more effort than some put into solving a mystery.
It's funny though, many do nothing other than ridicule other's findings without ever having presented any findings or research of their own. Free ride I suppose.

To ridicule other's work without ever having done any similar work or investigation of your own? You're opinion is not qualified. That's a fact.
:) Chris B.
 
Soooooo seeing as this is the bigfoot evidence thread....you got nothing to show us Chris?
 
Resume said:
As is plainly evident, there are no simpletons lined up to buy into this Kentucky bigfoot ********. What would really be cool is if Chris would be our BLAARGing insider, our footie deepthroat, allowing us insight into this very odd North American subculture. But alas, I think that we'll be waiting for that about as long as for actual bigfoot evidence.
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Resume said:
Stop playing the martyr card Chris. Being involved in a very silly subculture, you can hardly get all hurt like a 12 year-old girl when the silliness is pointed out.
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I'm not playing any cards/games. You guys win. Shrike knew I've already agreed my pics and videos from my website are too ambiguous. You can safely assume it may be nothing more than pareidolia to see Bigfoot in them as they're certainly not evidence of Bigfoot. I agree.

No hard feelings on my part about it at all. I know when I'm wrong and I'll freely admit it. Don't you enjoy being right? I'm actually agreeing with you that you are. Chris B.
 
Cervelo said:
Soooooo seeing as this is the bigfoot evidence thread....you got nothing to show us Chris?
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Nope, I don't claim to have any good evidence to present here. The pics certainly are not anything worthy of discussion.
Chris B.
 
ChrisBFRPKY said:
To ridicule other's work without ever having done any similar work or investigation of your own? You're opinion is not qualified. That's a fact.
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Your use of the term work, I'm curious about that. I've seen that term used for many years on the BFF and in the same way that the fundamental religious use the same term and in the same way. Doing God's work. God's work shall be done.

It's as if both the religious and Bigfoot believer already know that the object of their belief will never ever be proven to exist. But they talk to each other in a common language based on a quest that they have voluntarily chosen and they call the stereotyped actions work.

Looking for Bigfoot is work. Looking for Bigfoot is God's work and it shall be done by Christians. Bless every one of you. Bless the Bigfoot Faithful in the Name of Christ.
 
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