Merged Kyoon's Theories Regarding The Illuminati And Other Subjects

[Kyoon]

Is this an admission that you've copied someone else's work?

No, the godlikeproductions link jaydeehess posted is NOT authored or related to OP.

Why do you try to claim the OPPOSITE of what was stated?

 

[Magrat]

School's out. The kids are bored and trolling the internet.

Obviously a public school student given the "quality" of the writing.

 

[MikeG]

CHILDREN: read OP, this is NOT a joke

We tried, but it's not written in English. Could you have another go for us, perhaps?

 

[Magrat]

It's all your fault. Especially this reply. And then the other ones. And yeah, that one, too. Stop it!!!!!

I am so sorry I posted in a public forum like everybody else lollll oh noes!

 

[JayUtah]

CHILDREN: read OP, this is NOT a joke

Way to miss the point. I mean to say, the kids are out of school and trolling the internet by posting incoherent babble such as the OP, hoping to get the grown-ups to engage.

 

[timhau]

CHILDREN: read OP, this is NOT a joke

We know. Most of us can tell the difference between jokes and bull.

 

[Kyoon]

Could you have another go for us, perhaps?

Formulate a question about the first thing you don't understand.

 

[Magrat]

Formulate a question about the first thing you don't understand.

https://youtu.be/vA5S6kI6PJk

 

[MikeG]

Formulate a question about the first thing you don't understand.

Ah, English, at last. Thanks. Well, randomly chosen rather than first, but let's give it a go: I see the words "Joan Rivers" in the OP, and wonder what she has to do with the price of eggs?

 

[fagin]

CHILDREN: read OP, this is NOT a joke

Nope, jokes are funny.

 

[Hlafordlaes]

Formulate a question about the first thing you don't understand.

As expected from the illuminati religion's commandment of serving nothing but simulated reality, only simulated bombs will become official.

Please turn that into a meaningful statement about something.

 

[Horatius]

No, the godlikeproductions link jaydeehess posted is NOT authored or related to OP.

Why do you try to claim the OPPOSITE of what was stated?

So this particular post:

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message3175144/pg1#56717549

found by scrolling down in the thread linked above, and posted about two days ago, which recites virtually identical subject matter as your second post, even using the same terms such as "family bombs", "official bombs" and "Subliminal bombs", just appeared completely randomly from someone else entirely?

And you expect us to believe that?*





*Although, honestly, based on what else he expects us to believe, maybe he does.....

 

[fagin]

Give a million monkeys a million typewriters...

 

[Magrat]

Give a million monkeys a million typewriters...

Give a monkey a typewriter, and he will construct better CTs!

 

[fagin]

Good point.

 

[tinribmancer]

What is it with twoofers and their hatred towards Transsexuals? CTers act as if they have the Bubonic Plague or something..

I stand corrected. I thought it was the start of the loon mating season, what with the display.

I don't even wanna think about what that would be like...

 

[Magrat]

What is it with twoofers and their hatred towards Transsexuals? CTers act as if they have the Bubonic Plague or something..



I don't even wanna think about what that would be like...

Think like a CTer for a moment. Your entire existence relies upon seeing what others miss. The pyramid on the dollar = Illuminati. Like that.

So then, introduce transgendered people. You suddenly can't tell if the hot girl was born a girl. You're on the same footing as everybody else. You've lost your powers!

Or they're just bigots, idk.

 

[Horatius]

As expected from the illuminati religion's commandment of serving nothing but simulated reality, only simulated bombs will become official.

Please turn that into a meaningful statement about something.

As expected from the illuminati religion's commandment of serving nothing but simulated reality,

The Illuminati have a goal of only ever telling you things that are completely made up, that is, if they say it, it's a lie, or, using this terminology, a "simulation".

This leads to:

only simulated bombs will become official.

The goal is to create some sort of social discord, by revealing certain controversial pieces of information, or "bombs", that will cause the desired discord. However, in keeping with their refusal to actually say anything which is true, any such bombs will be "simulated bombs", but will thereafter be promoted as the truth by the Illuminati establishment, thus becoming "official bombs", despite being untrue "simulations".


For example, he references these "official bombs":

Official bombs based on simulation: "Father" and "Granny"
Two of the bombs part of Obama's full detonation are related to Obama's official "family", more precisely to two purely virtual characters: kenyan father and hawaiian grandmother:
- "Obama forged his birth certificate to conceal he was born in his father's homeland, Kenya."
- "Obama personally strangled his granny in her bed in Hawaii, days before the 2008 election, to make sure that the truth about his birth certificate will never surface."

That is, the Illuminati will tell us that Obama was really born in Kenya, and really did kill his own granny to cover this up, but these are in fact lies. The real truth (known here as "subliminal bombs") is this:

Obama's full detonation: Contrast official bombs based on simulation with subliminal bombs based on reality:
When the ethnic indonesian actor playing both "Obama" and "Osama"

That is, "Obama" is actually an Indonesian actor, and thus could not have been born in Kenya, and thus would not have murdered his granny to cover this up. But the Illuminati will never admit to this.

Clear?

 

[Kyoon]

So this particular post:
found by scrolling down in the thread linked above

Please apologize for trying to confuse the audience or admit you are lying.

The original link posted by jaydeehess was NOT the same post you just linked to.

Easy to verify different authors, every user at GodlikeProductions has a unique User ID based on location.

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

Please apologize for trying to confuse the audience or admit you are lying.

The original link posted by jaydeehess was NOT the same post you just linked to.

Easy to verify different authors, every user at GodlikeProductions has a unique User ID based on location.

I don't suggest calling out users around here, at least until you've peeled all the packing off your shiney new username.