Kim Jong Un Looking at Things

[MG1962]

There's a documentary that was done about the North Korean soccer team, when they made it to the World Cup. Before their departure, their Great Leader showed up to give them advice.

His immortal words of immeasurable sagacity? "Run fast and kick hard"

The players, when interviewed about this moment after the fact, broke into tears at their gratitude for this advice from their dearly loved leader.

Well there was this bizarre admission: North Korea's coach, Kim Jong-Hun, informed the media that he received "regular tactical advice during matches" from Kim Jong-il "using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye" and purportedly developed by the Supreme Leader himself.

 

[Wolfman]

Well there was this bizarre admission: North Korea's coach, Kim Jong-Hun, informed the media that he received "regular tactical advice during matches" from Kim Jong-il "using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye" and purportedly developed by the Supreme Leader himself.

That part's true. The evidence is clear enough...look at video of the coach during the matches. Do you see him using a mobile phone? No. Which proves that it was not visible to the naked eye.

 

[timhau]

Well he was a known film buff - but more often he gave tips at manufacturing plants etc. Which I believe he did have some genuine knowledge

That is true. I've seen pictures of him dispensing advise at a dam building site. Based on his body language, the advise was "Better build it near the river, folks."