Since I own the copyright on this, I'm just going to paste it here.
I think the author has considerately changed the spelling of several words to bypass profanity filters. Not that he needed to on Bullshido, because we don't recognize the irrational concept of such a thing as a "bad" word.
It apparently never got carried over from the old version of our site:
Jim Lacy
This guy has been on my hit list for quite awhile boys and girls. I had always knew that he had, in my own humble opinions, views and beliefs about his martial art that I would call "fukking crazy" but in the 11/02 Black Belt Magazine he really talks about the "more interesting" side of his art.
Jim Lacy is a Grandmaster of Five Elder Monk Mew Hing's 18 Daoist Palm system. This basically means that Jim Lacy would probably try and convince you that he could fly if his Chi was strong enough and he had enough Dit Da Jow. Lacy uses his Iron Palm to perform the very impressive act of breaking coconuts with hsi bare hands. Im not sure what exactly the value of destroying food IS in the martial arts world but whatever it is, Lacy has got in up his Ying Yang. Good Old Grandmaster Jim looks like a weird hybrid of a Hell's Angel and a Shaolin Monk. Big bushy beard, odd ball tattoos, and in one picture a long black robe. If he and Jim Arvanitus ever had a kid it would look like the Elephant Man.
In his article for Black Belt Grandmaster Jim Lacy (or just Jimmy Palms if you want to feel like you know him) says ALOT of stupid shiit. He treats readers to a vast wealth of knowledge about such things as "Tibetian lama burning palm":
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To prove proficiency, up to nine people could be lined up belly-to-back. The master could leave a complete hand print on any one of them without harming the others. In modern times this is considered too dangerous to demonstrate.
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Believe it or not, this maniac is serious.
During his article he also mentions how his instructor used "shaky/vibrating palm" to "...move liquid in my stomach from a half foot away." He also babbles about "Springy Palm" which can cause cancer. He never mentions if there is an H.I.V. palm. He probably keeps all the GOOD STUFF for himself. I'd hate to go up against a guy with H.I.V. palm. And even shaking HANDS with a pratitioner of Hairy Palm would be traumatic.
Pyrokenesis anyone? Lacy also claims that practitioners of the "Fire Palm" can cause substances to ignite. He says that he has seen a video of his former teacher igniting a small peice of paper.
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If your lucky and dilligent enough to spend at least a few hours every day training at the same time, you might learn how to do it in 10 years. However, being able to do it is said to require some sexual abstinence-not much. It also requires a strict diet and certain herbal liniment preperations like mountain yam to be rubbed all over your body to keep you from overheating.
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Its the year 2002 and there is someone NOT in a mental institution which believes that you can make yourself into a fukking flamethrower. Do people really believe this shiit? They MUST because the guy sells videos and books on all of this crap. Some of you may or may not know a guy by the name of Wickersnatch from ADCC Forum. If you know him already then you KNOW that he would want to pork Jim Lacy in the worst way. This guy is RIGHT up his alley. He could use the vibrationg palm on him.
Lacy wrote an article about Grappling asking how a Grappler could withstand a blow that
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.... cracked his skull or severely damaged his central nervous system or even ruptured a vital organ? There is no defense to this type of technique, and that is why you don’t see it happening in the NHB competitions.
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He also says that there are many fighters who could accomplish this. Of COURSE there is Jim! Has anyone called the fukking asylum yet? I think our ol' boy Jim needs a visit from the men in the white coats. Lets break this down a bit. This guy belives, amongst ALOT of other nonesense, that a person can:
1. Cause Cancer by touching you.
2. Shoot his palm strike through 6 fukking people and hurt only YOU.
3. Make the chili dog you had for lunch jump around in your stomach from half a foot away.
4. Turn a man into the fukking Firestarter.
All of this is what makes me want to label Jim Lacy a fruitcake. If you want to read more about him go to
www.ironpalm.com. Its like browsing thru the martial arts version of an old time freak show. Theres more wacky shiit in that site than nearly any other I've seen. And thats saying alot. I can't believe that people like this are allowed to roam the street with the rest of us. If I tell you I can fly, or that I'm the Pope, I would get locked away. THIS nut OPENLY says that people can have fire super powers and that certain strikes can cause cancer and people PAY him for his knowledge!
Amazing.
The next time someone tells you Kung Fu is a realistic art send them to Jim Lacy's site. They'll thank you later for the comedy.