Journalist Quits Job and Leaves Husband to be with "Life Partner" Martin Shkreli

[Butter!]

It's true, whenever a rich guy is like, "Bitch, go get me my coffee, and don't be a dumb slow whore about it," I swoon so hard I damn near become incontinent.

The soyboys are trying to ruin everything.

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

It's true, whenever a rich guy is like, "Bitch, go get me my coffee, and don't be a dumb slow whore about it," I swoon so hard I damn near become incontinent.

The soyboys are trying to ruin everything.

For some reason the movie 9 to 5 leaps into my head. Revenge is sweet when it involves garage door openers.

 

[trustbutverify]

Why? You know exactly what I mean.

No, I don't. Be specific, name names.

 

[Delvo]

I guess my point is that when I think of meanie "bad boys", I think of physically intimidating, masculine, don't wanna mess with them in a dark ally type. This guy? He's about as intimidating as George Costanza

Ya, this kind of story happens pretty routinely, but usually with a guy who looks at least normal, not like a woman whose plastic surgery went wrong.

 

[ahhell]

Lol. Seriously now, this is one of Nick Cave's best. It's from the 1994 album Let Love In and the title refers to Milton's Paradise Lost.

One of the best songs on one of the best albums of all time. My personal favorite is Do you Love Me?

Red Right Hand is one of his best. Not a compliment. (your link isn't working for me, by the way).

Nick Cave is the answer to the question "What if the movie Twilight was a rock star"?

You no longer have any credibility.

 

[trustbutverify]

One of the best songs on one of the best albums of all time. My personal favorite is Do you Love Me?

You no longer have any credibility.

I'll live.

 

[Butter!]

I wish Nick were still my avatar, that would make this tangent funnier

Say something about Tom Waits. Who here hates Tom Waits?

On-topic, I remember seeing a clip of Shrekli on TV or Youtube or somewhere, back when everybody was first talking about him jacking up drug prices.

People's looks aren't their fault and I'm certainly no genetic miracle here, so I typically refrain from mockery in that vein. But sometimes, you can't help your thoughts, and I remember thinking when I saw that clip - "Yikes, no wonder he's so angry, looks like an internet troll," etc.

How is humanity so messed up that somebody can be both unattractive AND a massive, open scumbag, and yet garner adoration. Not so much in spite of his scumbag qualities but sorta because of them? WTF. We are so weird, as a species I mean. The human mind is an absurd thing.

 

[Delvo]

Somebody better hurry up and get on that Tom Waits joke request immediatley.

Tom Waits for nobody.

 

[EHocking]

Somebody better hurry up and get on that Tom Waits joke request immediatley.

Tom Waits for nobody.

The canononical version I've always know to be is:

"Tom Waits for no man"

As that gels with a well known proverb rather than an obscure Rolling Stones song.

 

[Delvo]

I'm boldly rolling where no stone has rolled before.

 

[carrps]

I wish Nick were still my avatar, that would make this tangent funnier

Say something about Tom Waits. Who here hates Tom Waits?

Not me! But he used to scare my niece and nephew when they were little and my sister played his CDs when she drove them to school.

 

[EHocking]

I'm boldly rolling where no stone has rolled before.

"You have to keep busy, after all, no dog ever pissed on a moving car."

 

[Shrike]

"There's someone for everyone" is supposed to be a mantra to give hope to the lonely, not a dire warning of what could go wrong.

I needed this, after my divorce. This is not sarcasm or anything, thank you. You have helped me with this remark, I wish you all the best in 2021.