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Journalist Quits Job and Leaves Husband to be with "Life Partner" Martin Shkreli

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Journalist Quits Job and Leaves Husband to be with "Life Partner" Martin Shkreli

https://www.elle.com/life-love/a35021224/martin-shkreli-christie-smythe-pharma-bro-journalist/

When Shkreli found out about this article, though, he stopped communicating with her... Smythe [the crazy love bird] thinks it’s because he’s worried about fallout for her. While she waits to hear from him, she monitors Google Alerts for his name... because inmates must place outgoing calls and can’t accept incoming ones—hopes one day he will call or reply to one of her emails. “It’s completely out of her control,” Haak says; all she can do is “sit around and wait and hope.”

Smythe has only one photo of the two of them, propped next to her bed. Shkreli, his arm around Smythe, has a wide-open smile. “Doesn’t he look human there?” Smythe says, laughing... I tell Smythe I’ll need to ask Shkreli for comment. “Maybe this will be a reason for him to reach out to me,” she says. Later, when I relay Shkreli’s statement—“Mr. Shkreli wishes Ms. Smythe the best of luck in her future endeavors”—to Smythe via video chat, she says, “That’s sweet,” quietly, not convincingly.
 
Interesting story - cheers.

What are the odds on Trump pardoning him? Birds of a feather by the sound of it.
 
Props to Elle for sitting down with her and getting her story in all of its glorious "don't put your dick in crazy" glory.

My biggest concern is that it ticks all the boxes. Nobody could really be that un-self-aware, could they? So maybe Christie Smythe and Elle reporter Stephanie Clifford came up with this interview idea together, as a way to sell ad space for clothing by The Vampire's Wife and jewelry by Altuzzara.
 
Woman who wears dresses that shouldn't be seen outside of a Florida bat mitvah in 1989 falls for man who has carefully cultivated a licks-his-own-eyeballs look (and matching personality).

Anyway, I wish them both the best of luck in all future endeavors.
 
Woman who wears dresses that shouldn't be seen outside of a Florida bat mitvah in 1989

I dunno, the lowkey gothic-frump look is kinda growing on me.

That said, I'm pretty sure the dresses were Elle magazine's idea, for the photo shoot accompanying the interview. I doubt this woman actually has dresses like that in her wardrobe.

But while I can explain the dresses, I can't explain the interview.
 
I think she's pretty, and I like her dresses.

I don't deny that she has crazy eyes, however.

I can't help but feel a bit of scorn at her lack of professionalism, but I mostly just feel sorry for her. I can't understand why she would publicize this account. I'd be hiding in my basement, drinking in shame and embarrassment.
 
I can't understand why she would publicize this account. I'd be hiding in my basement, drinking in shame and embarrassment.

Mark Twain asked the same question 144 years ago, and still nobody has a decent answer to why some women are so attracted to the worst criminals.

We had a case here where a respected lawyer became so besotted with her client - a man so disgusting even the judge called him an "evil and dangerous predator" - that she got herself disbarred for smuggling things for him and then married him while he's still inside.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ex-lawyer-to-marry-evil-client-in-prison/RQLNQ3FYFQ56JNXPT3T2U52FUU/

And if you've ever hung around criminal gangs, you'd notice that some of them have the most beautiful women you'd ever see.

Bad is sexy to some people, I guess.
 
Mark Twain asked the same question 144 years ago, and still nobody has a decent answer to why some women are so attracted to the worst criminals.

I don't question her attraction. I question her enthusiasm for putting her trainwreck on public display.

Like, "I have an overpowering crush on Martin Shkreli. I suppose I can live with my secret shame. I just hope my ex-husband will come to understand, even if he's never able to forgive," makes a certain amount of sense.

Not so much, "hey everybody! Look at my crazy eyes, red flags, and hilariously bad life choices!"
 
Mark Twain asked the same question 144 years ago, and still nobody has a decent answer to why some women are so attracted to the worst criminals.

We had a case here where a respected lawyer became so besotted with her client - a man so disgusting even the judge called him an "evil and dangerous predator" - that she got herself disbarred for smuggling things for him and then married him while he's still inside.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ex-lawyer-to-marry-evil-client-in-prison/RQLNQ3FYFQ56JNXPT3T2U52FUU/

And if you've ever hung around criminal gangs, you'd notice that some of them have the most beautiful women you'd ever see.

Bad is sexy to some people, I guess.

It's interesting that women seem to fall into this sort of situation more often than men. Like, way more often. I don't think females in jail for terrible crimes get loads of sexual fanmail. I've not heard of that happening, but Ted Bundy was drowning in it. I find it kind of disgusting. "This guy hurt other women, but he wouldn't do that to ME. I'M special, I can fix him." Like, gross. I hope it's mental illness at the core of such thinking, because if it isn't, these ladies have some serious problems with empathy.

Now, the scuzzbucket in this story isn't on the same level as Bundy, obviously, but it seems like the same basic deal. "This terrible person carves out an exception for ME." Except, he didn't. Even her deluded version of the story makes it extremely obvious that Shkreli never gave a crap about her. I wonder if she honestly can't see that?

I've also noticed that the husbands of women who get busted for sex crimes always seem to leave them, whereas it's more of a toss-up if a wife in the same situation will do so. More often than not, they don't.
 
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I don't question her attraction. I question her enthusiasm for putting her trainwreck on public display.

Like, "I have an overpowering crush on Martin Shkreli. I suppose I can live with my secret shame. I just hope my ex-husband will come to understand, even if he's never able to forgive," makes a certain amount of sense.

Not so much, "hey everybody! Look at my crazy eyes, red flags, and hilariously bad life choices!"

This.

The husband must be having kind of a tough time right now. I feel bad for anybody who gets pulled into someone else's public embarrassment.
 
I don't question her attraction. I question her enthusiasm for putting her trainwreck on public display.

Like, "I have an overpowering crush on Martin Shkreli. I suppose I can live with my secret shame. I just hope my ex-husband will come to understand, even if he's never able to forgive," makes a certain amount of sense.

Not so much, "hey everybody! Look at my crazy eyes, red flags, and hilariously bad life choices!"

Perhaps she was paid for the “article”.
 
Maybe she got to keep the dresses.

Can I just say that "The Vampire's Wife" is the perfect name for this clothing line? I checked out their catalog, and it's all stuff like this. "I'm married to a creature of the night from a bygone era, and he likes to see me in frocks made from 80s window treatments."

It's also the perfect line of clothing, and perfect name, to evoke the theme, "this is the frock I'm wearing while I carry a torch for depraved social parasite Martin Shkreli."
 
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"There's someone for everyone" is supposed to be a mantra to give hope to the lonely, not a dire warning of what could go wrong.
 
It's interesting that women seem to fall into this sort of situation more often than men. Like, way more often. I don't think females in jail for terrible crimes get loads of sexual fanmail. I've not heard of that happening, but Ted Bundy was drowning in it. I find it kind of disgusting. "This guy hurt other women, but he wouldn't do that to ME. I'M special, I can fix him." Like, gross. I hope it's mental illness at the core of such thinking, because if it isn't, these ladies have some serious problems with empathy.

I'm thinking that it's mostly an attraction towards powerful and domineering people. Whether you like it or not there's a certain appeal to "bad boys" who are willing to take whatever they want, and whomever they want, when they want. I have no problem admitting that I myself can find those kind of people very attractive. I have that kind of submissive streak. Although I personally find any murderous tendencies too unsettling and creepy even for me, and I'm pretty perverted mind you, I know for a fact that there are those who can ignore it or feel that it makes such guys even more attractive.

And yes it's an objective fact that men are way more likely to have those personality traits and actually behave like real "bad boys". Imagine how horrible, yet also very sexy, it would be if women were just as prone to that kind of predatory behaviour.
 
I'm thinking that it's mostly an attraction towards powerful and domineering people. Whether you like it or not there's a certain appeal to "bad boys" who are willing to take whatever they want, and whomever they want, when they want. I have no problem admitting that I myself can find those kind of people very attractive. I have that kind of submissive streak. Although I personally find any murderous tendencies too unsettling and creepy even for me, and I'm pretty perverted mind you, I know for a fact that there are those who can ignore it or feel that it makes such guys even more attractive.

And yes it's an objective fact that men are way more likely to have those personality traits and actually behave like real "bad boys". Imagine how horrible, yet also very sexy, it would be if women were just as prone to that kind of predatory behaviour.

Hmmm, yeah, I guess you are probably onto something there. It just seems like there'd be a point where powerful turned into plain scary. There's a dangerous man, and then there's a man who's actually a danger to me. (Though in the cases of jailed killers, they aren't any kind of real danger to their admirers, like a caged lion or whatever - the danger is a degree or two removed from reality.)

I suppose everyone's "line" is in a different place. It's hard not to get upset thinking about those kinds of wretches and criminals having horny fans, but I guess it really isn't my concern at the end of the day.
 

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