Jesus created Sex

Davidjayjordan said:
Study the math
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David, you don't know jack-dingle about math.

How about you tell us a bit about your revised prophecy dates now? I would think a TRUE SKEPTIC such as yourself would want to OWN UP to his MISTAKES and admit he is HUMAN and sometimes LIES when it is CONVENIENT FOR HIM TO DO SO.
 
Cosmo said:
This thread needs more mad-libs. :mad:
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You (Negative adjective) skeptic! You need to (Verb) the facts MORE. (Verb) (Book of the Bible) with an (Positive adjective) mind!! Don(Random punctuation mark)t be (Negative adjective) OF the TRUTH of (Mythical figure)! You are just a (Farm animal, spelled in CAPS) without a (Type of hat)!$5%!
 
Davidjayjordan said:
This is because you gys and gals get so tripped off into not studying and not concentrating, that I have to try and always refocus you as your attention spans as sooo short.
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Nonsense. It is not that our attention span is short; it is that what you provide is so thin. You do nothing but offer lies and false prophecies, then throw tantrums when others don't respond favorably.

You seem so fearful and petrified of learning anything. See H, for example she asks questions, but doesn;t want answers, this surely because she is afraid that one answer will lead to another, and her world of no answers will all come tumbling down.
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What's the point of wanting answers if you refuse to provide any? You don't discuss, you don't correct your errors (no matter how blatant), and you attempt to chastise us for things you do.

So let's focus on the Marriage Feast and the love and sex that will be thre.

Focus sling focus... before you drift off on other topics.

Read Revelation and the two harvests. Study the math
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Case in point. The stated thread topic is "Jesus created sex", yet, here, you are the one (again) drifting away from the subject.

Just as a point of interest, Davidjayjordan, how would one objectively distinguish your actions on these forums from those of the dark angel, himself? The lies, false predictions, and hypocrisy are something of a given, but would Satan be as free with the ad hominem attacks?
 
If Jesus is sexy, just like me, is it wrong for me to want to have homosexual sex with him?

Mmm... Jesus man-flesh...
 
Lonewulf said:
If Jesus is sexy, just like me, is it wrong for me to want to have homosexual sex with him?

Mmm... Jesus man-flesh...
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DJJ said something that was easily interprated as that early, it may also have involved Jesus being dead first or a zombie or somthing similar.
 
slingblade said:
I've seen a lot of these posts by you.

Why do you make a "now back to..." announcement, and then say nothing more? You do realize that when you announce you are getting back to your topic....you have to actually then say something about your topic.

Just say any old thing off the top of your head. You know; as usual.
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In Djj speak "And now back to..." Translates "Stop making me think about the errors and outright lies that my claims are based on. I want to ignore them and I'd appreciate it if you would as well.".
 
Foster Zygote said:
In Djj speak "And now back to..." Translates "Stop making me think about the errors and outright lies that my claims are based on. I want to ignore them and I'd appreciate it if you would as well.".
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I think its more of a "I have no sence of humor, allow me to keep preaching now and please mindlessly follow.....beep"
 
JonnyFive said:
You (Negative adjective) skeptic! You need to (Verb) the facts MORE. (Verb) (Book of the Bible) with an (Positive adjective) mind!! Don(Random punctuation mark)t be (Negative adjective) OF the TRUTH of (Mythical figure)! You are just a (Farm animal, spelled in CAPS) without a (Type of hat)!$5%!
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:D :D
 
JonnyFive said:
You (Negative adjective) skeptic! You need to (Verb) the facts MORE. (Verb) (Book of the Bible) with an (Positive adjective) mind!! Don(Random punctuation mark)t be (Negative adjective) OF the TRUTH of (Mythical figure)! You are just a (Farm animal, spelled in CAPS) without a (Type of hat)!$5%!
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"You constipated skeptic! You need to vomit the facts MORE. Manipulate Peter with an imaginative mind!! Don%t be lustful OF the TRUTH of Boobarella! You are just a HORN DOG without a condom!$5%!"


Is that what you meant?
 
Davidjayjordan said:
This is because you gys and gals get so tripped off into not studying and not concentrating, that I have to try and always refocus you as your attention spans as sooo short.
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Not as short as yours. We can follow a discussion.

Read Revelation and the two harvests. Study the math
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Read Harry Potter. Study the math. Read Lord of the rings. Study the math.
 
RandFan said:
Read Harry Potter. Study the math.
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Well, there are 7 Horcruxes. Horcrux has seven letters. 7 times 7 is 49. 4 plus 9 is 13. And 13-7 is 6. there are 6 letters in Potter. Oh my Hogwart's. HArry potter is actually related to voldemort through his horcruxes in a third vibrational dislocation from the axicenter of the potterian universe.

It's all so clear now!!!!
 
joobz said:
Well, there are 7 Horcruxes. Horcrux has seven letters. 7 times 7 is 49. 4 plus 9 is 13. And 13-7 is 6. there are 6 letters in Potter. Oh my Hogwart's. HArry potter is actually related to voldemort through his horcruxes in a third vibrational dislocation from the axicenter of the potterian universe.

It's all so clear now!!!!
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Don't forget that the seventh book is coming out on July 21st.

It's called "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"

Deathly and Hallows both have 7 letters.

777 yet again!

7/21/07, if you add the 2 and 1 and the 7 and 0 becomes 7/3/7, if you then add 3 for the letters in the work "and" in the title, you get 7/6/7.

A 767 hit the World Trade Center on 9/11. 1+1 = 2, and 9-2 = 7.

I don't think this arrangement of 7's is random. Clearly Harry Potter had something to do with 9/11.
 
JonnyFive said:
Don't forget that the seventh book is coming out on July 21st.

It's called "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"

Deathly and Hallows both have 7 letters.

777 yet again!

7/21/07, if you add the 2 and 1 and the 7 and 0 becomes 7/3/7, if you then add 3 for the letters in the work "and" in the title, you get 7/6/7.

A 767 hit the World Trade Center on 9/11. 1+1 = 2, and 9-2 = 7.

I don't think this arrangement of 7's is random. Clearly Harry Potter had something to do with 9/11.
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You're right! Potter, you dirty butthole.

The current Pope is Benedict the 16th.
The last pope was John Paul the second.
16 divided by 2 is 8.
The pope before was John Paul 1.
8-1=7 and the 7th book is out this summer.
John Paul the First was only Pope for 33 days, 3+3=6
Also, the Pope before the John Paul the first was:
Paul the Sixth!!!

Potter has 6 letters?

Harry Potter controls the Catholic Church, which means the curch is linked to 9/11!
 
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