Jesus created Sex

calebprime said:
Do I remember correctly--they wanted to make the worst musical they could, and ended up with a hit?




different computer? new respect for punctuation? prosthetic little finger on right hand? touch-typing course? proofreader? heck, he's battin' 1 fer 2.

perhaps the great DJJ is learning, after all.

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Caleb, excusing bad taste and horrible sick humor is not helpful to those
with that disease of the mind.

Making the worst jokes possible and worst music and worst play does not help anyone progress.

It devolutes society and people.

Learn standards of behaviour that are not offensive and then these uncontrolled ones will learn principles rather than joining a mob atmostphere or ridicule.

Crucifixion is not funny.

Don't excuse them, show them why their words are hurtful and not helpful.

The world doesn;t need more pain and bad plays.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
But truth goes beneath style and temporal cover-ups. So remove the word evolves from your wording and life, and things will be clearer because it takes conscience effort to have real style and have real depth.... things don;t evolve and our lifes don;t evolve, we choose our paths they are not set in stone or by luck and chance.

Am I allowed to say that ?
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You do realize that Darwin didn't coin the term "evolve", yes? "Evolve" doesn't just refer to Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection. Evolution simply means to change over time. Anything that changes over time evolves. So Lisa is correct, styles do evolve.
 
calebprime said:
Do I remember correctly--they wanted to make the worst musical they could, and ended up with a hit?
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Yup. They'd sold 50% of the profits to like fifty little old ladies and needed the production to bomb in the first night to get away with it.

clearly the younger folks here need to improve on this?
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Emolution?
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Jesus created sex, and yet those created by sex deny the sex giver and maker of the greatest pleasureable event in life and the greatest responsibility in life, taking care of the products of sexual reproduction.
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You still have yet to explain how people and animals spent the millions of years before Jesus getting it on.

Did they just kiss and magically have a baby like in The Sims??

In that case, how did T-rexes kiss?

More importantly, how to hedgehogs have sex, now that Jesus invented it for them? Couldn't have made it a little less touchy for the poor things?
 
joobz said:
I think it was in that movie, Finding Emo.
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I loved that movie!!



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Davidjayjordan said:
Jesus created sex, and yet those created by sex deny the sex giver and maker of the greatest pleasureable event in life and the greatest responsibility in life, taking care of the products of sexual reproduction.
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Whoa there, mister. Plenty of us here are parents. You have even boasted in the past about how your sense of religious vocation led you to a life that many would consider improvident, as an example of how God managed to provide for your family anyway. You have no right to assume that others have handled that responsibility so selfishly or so carelessly.

I have no way of knowing how truthful your accounts are, since so many of your other statements are utterly false, but neither do you have any excuse for such an insultingly judgmental statement. You go on and on about how you are insulted here, even to the extent of reporting remarks that offend your religious sensibilities. I am perfectly willing to accept that you will try to offend me and others here, and simply hand it back, but you, by incessant complaint about the tone of these exchanges, have attempted to place yourself on a different level. So, will you apologize to all those here who have successfully raised children, or are you the blatant and arrogantly tone-deaf hypocrite you generally appear to be?
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Jesus created sex, and yet those created by sex deny the sex giver and maker of the greatest pleasureable event in life and the greatest responsibility in life, taking care of the products of sexual reproduction.
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You know DJJ, saying it over and over again does not make it true. Saying it over and over again does no prove your notion.

Ignoring the questions of the people that are responding to your ridiculous assertion is not contributing to a meaningful debate. You are the one that wanted discussion, but you will not address the questioned asked of you.

You are trolling and deserve kittens and recipes only in reply. Sadly I have neither right now, so help me out guys, bring on the kittens.

For now all I have for DJJ is some daleks.

:dalek: :dalek: :dalek:
 
The earliest modern emo in the photossil record
"emo emoticus humoris." If we are to be sure that Jesus is indeed emo, or protoemo, we must trace back through the record and find all connections.
 

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DJJ, specifically, what position does Jesus take on sex? Or does he have more than one he likes?
 
Good crimony, the sexual problems and persecution complexes of these fundamentalist types. He should seek help.

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Foster Zygote said:
You do realize that Darwin didn't coin the term "evolve", yes? "Evolve" doesn't just refer to Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection. Evolution simply means to change over time. Anything that changes over time evolves. So Lisa is correct, styles do evolve.
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Styles evolve through manipulation of designers, nothing evolves through luck and chance.

Definitions do not define when they limit the understanding of principles. learn the principles first then everything else falls in place. Do not be controlled by language but use language to pass on principles.
 
JimBenArm said:
DJJ, specifically, what position does Jesus take on sex? Or does he have more than one he likes?
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Jesus created life and of course our method of reproduction and even recreation.

But within the latter that also unites, the Lord doesn't dictate oritentation but just asks for love between individuals.

SEE http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/SexualMysteries.html

So you have to ask a more speicifc question to get a more specific answer.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
...nothing evolves through luck and chance.
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No one says otherwise. Evolution is the great answer to Paley's watch thesis. Just as humans artificially selected for change through breeding of domesticated animals so did the environment naturally select for change to wild animals.
 
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