Jenny McCarthy: Indigo Mom.

*pops open a can of bubble blue then goes over to the nearest computer terminal*

"Friend Computer, citizen with the designation HopperUK is spreading the Truth about our Complex to the inhabitants of Program JREF."
"This is your friend, the Computer. Your concern have been notified. A squad of drones have been launched to deal with the probleml. Prepare to be exterminated as whistleblowing is a Communist trait."
"Wha...."
*LASERSHOT*
"Thank You For Your Coorporation in Your Termination. A new Clone have been activated."
 
steve s said:
Jenny McCarthy was on Jay Leno's show tonight and she was wearing a shirt that read "Indigomoms.com." I wondered if it meant what I thought it meant, so I just stopped by her website. Yep! She's into the indigo nonsense. Her site says that her 3 year old is a crystal child. It also says that, "Most children today are Indigos." So if everyone is above average, then no one is.:p

Indigo Moms website.

Steve S.
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Ok, Jenny. Take your Indigo child to special daycare for gifted children, feed it fish oils, have it listen to Mozart all day long, and I'll still score better, as will my Pekingese.
 
By the way, given the predilection for the foolish to fall into this, I predict in 10 years a study that demonstrates the Indigo children are actually below average.
 
Beerina said:
By the way, given the predilection for the foolish to fall into this, I predict in 10 years a study that demonstrates the Indigo children are actually below average.
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Not as long as an "above average" finding keeps money rolling in.
 
Blackwell said:
Hopefully, Jenny's indigo "movement" will follow the same path as her career, and will be circling the drain shortly.
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It isn't hers and it has been drifting along at it's current level for a while.
 
Beerina said:
By the way, given the predilection for the foolish to fall into this, I predict in 10 years a study that demonstrates the Indigo children are actually below average.
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Dunno. If you can afford to mess around with this indigo stuff you probably managed to pick up some welth somewhere.
 
Amusingly enough, there's an "article" that turns out to be the microwaved water/plant experiment, commented on elsewhere in these forums. The pictures ended up being retouched in Photoshop.
 
HopperUK said:
I wonder if these people are in fact just trapped in a giant game of Paranoia. Somebody should inform Friend Computer.
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Dear Hopp R UK-3

Knowledge of the role-playing game Paranoia is above your security clearence. Please report to the nearest Execution Booth for immideate termination.

Your friend,
The Computer.
 
The word SCIO means to know in Latin
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No it doesn't - it's the first person singular so it means "I know". "To know" is the infinitive - IIRC that's "Scire".

So not only is she a witless woo, she doesn't even know her Latin :rolleyes:
 
Zep said:
Earth to planet Nicole! Reckon you should lay off the wacky-weed!
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With all due respect, how is it the weed's fault for this nonsense? I mean, I, myself have partaken and gotten crunk'd out, and the only messages I've heard have been from me stomach.

*Growl*

Mmmm. . .munchies. . .anybody feel like a taco? How about a Hot Pocket?
 
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. Life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. . ."

"Here's Tom with the weather. . ."
 
Morrigan said:
And what's an indigo child anyway? I am vaguely reminded of that Indigo Prophecy game. It sucked.
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GASP! I'm sorry you didn't like it. I thought it was brilliant, and the QTE (Quick Timed Event) system was spot-on. A great story, too. True, it took me about a half-hour learning curve, and I TOTALLY didn't see the bloody shirt he was wearing on the floor (then again, I failed the clairvoyance QTE) when you have to hide the evidence after the opening scene. I emphatically implore you to give it another go, it's the closest idea to an interactive film that I've seen. After a second go you still don't like it, can't blame you, but I do feel it's worthy of a second go, like "Beyond Good and Evil." I'd LOVE to see a sequel to that! Here's Wikipedia's entry on it, originally titled "Fahrenheit": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigo_Prophecy
 
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Mark A. Siefert, please report to the nearest execution booth for being found guilty of having impersonated your friend the Computer as part of a communist ploy to take over the Alpha Complex. Your next clone will also be deranked to red and are to report to the reactor deck for it's future carreer in reactor shielding.

HopperUK, please report to the nearest execution booth for being found guilty of being part of a communist ploy to take over the Alpha Complex by uttering disapointment in the wisdom of your Friend the Computer assigning you your current rank. Your next clone are also deranked to Red and are to report to the reactor deck for it's future carreer in reactor shielding.

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Seriously, this indigo child thingy is merely an excuse for certain parents to own up to their responsibility and actually RAISE their kids.
 
DJ Hexadecibel said:
With all due respect, how is it the weed's fault for this nonsense? I mean, I, myself have partaken and gotten crunk'd out, and the only messages I've heard have been from me stomach.

*Growl*

Mmmm. . .munchies. . .anybody feel like a taco? How about a Hot Pocket?
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Yeah, should have picked my pharmaceuticals better. Perhaps a little pounds, shillings and pence is responsible...
 
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