January Stundie Nominations

ElMondoHummus said:
I don't think I have any particular skill in finding these. I just stumbled across it reading a thread that interested me.

I'm still boggled. :boggled:
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My Grandfather noticied. He noticied enough to Enlist in the US Army before Pearl Harbor to fight in Tunisia ,France, Belgium (in a fun little escapade called The Ardennes Offensive) and Germany itself.

Yeah, MaGZ hit one out of the Crazy park into the Batcrap Crazy zone with that one.
 
dudalb said:
My Grandfather noticied. He noticied enough to Enlist in the US Army before Pearl Harbor to fight in Tunisia ,France, Belgium (in a fun little escapade called The Ardennes Offensive) and Germany itself.

Yeah, MaGZ hit one out of the Crazy park into the Batcrap Crazy zone with that one.
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My Grandmother noticed the same thing, but it was a bit earlier. She decided to go on a tour of Europe before he blew the **** out of it.


I imagine she had better accommodations than your Grandfather did.
 
antitox said:
How bout this forecast if the trend continues as-is:
The Green Loons spread into every locale and none of us will escape Mother Earth worship. Taxes will rise and government will officiate all Mother Earth agendas including water rationing, electricity monitoring, national ID, Muslim call to prayer, a global tax, population control, GPS monitoring on autombiles, a chip on each person, cellphone monitoring with chip inclusion, cameras on every street corner, and health centers in every county to ensure pregnancy rates are within mandate, and private radio or TV stations are prohibited. "Remember, true patriotism serves the state."
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The trend in question is a five cent tax on grocery bags in Washington DC. link post #9.
 
dudalb said:
My Grandfather noticied. He noticied enough to Enlist in the US Army before Pearl Harbor to fight in Tunisia ,France, Belgium (in a fun little escapade called The Ardennes Offensive) and Germany itself.

Yeah, MaGZ hit one out of the Crazy park into the Batcrap Crazy zone with that one.
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Holy Jesus, all of Eastern and Western Europe noticed. Hell, forget the Jewish population, or the Gypsies... pretty much every Polish, Russian, French, British, Dutch, etc. citizen noticed. It's probably easier to list who didn't notice than who did.
 
gian turci said:
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop
affected military attire and his
successors have followed suit. The
contemporary anti-smoking sign is
identically coloured and equally
ubiquitous as was the swastika of the
Third Reich.
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Really, it's a 12 page stundie insisting that antismoking campaigns are literally naziism. The quote is captioning an image on the first page and is representative.
 
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This is not really a Stundie per se, and I can't post the link because it's from a members-only forum, but I don't know where else to post it where it would be appreciated.

"The least surprising thing about this quake is the timing. We`re about to have the longest solar eclipse since they started keeping records. The energies leading up to a solar eclipse are the perfect setting!"
 
orphia nay said:
This is not really a Stundie per se, and I can't post the link because it's from a members-only forum, but I don't know where else to post it where it would be appreciated.

"The least surprising thing about this quake is the timing. We`re about to have the longest solar eclipse since they started keeping records. The energies leading up to a solar eclipse are the perfect setting!"
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YATAH!!!!!!!!! Save the cheerleader, save the world!
 
orphia nay said:
This is not really a Stundie per se, and I can't post the link because it's from a members-only forum, but I don't know where else to post it where it would be appreciated.

"The least surprising thing about this quake is the timing. We`re about to have the longest solar eclipse since they started keeping records. The energies leading up to a solar eclipse are the perfect setting!"
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Without reading it in context I'm still willing to bet that he meant sunspot/solar activity and not eclipse.

YATAH!!!!!!!!! Save the cheerleader, save the world!
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That was a pretty long eclipse...
 
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