It's time for a Ted Cruz thread.

[Puppycow]

Viral Video of Sad Ted Cruz Dialing for Donald Gets No Respect From the Internet

Here's a sample:

Hey, can somebody who knows how to computer do me a solid and make that face into a 100x100 avatar size?

 

[Mike!]

See if this works...

 

[Puppycow]

Thanks!

 

[Seismosaurus]

Oh man, I actually feel sorry for Ted Cruz. How did that happen?!

Maybe Trump should have him record one where he's like "Hi, I'm Ted Cruz. You may remember me as the guy whose wife is not as pretty as Melania, and whose father helped assassinate JFK. I'm calling to ask for your support for Donald Trump..."

 

[Regnad Kcin]

Feel not sorry for brother Theodore. You can bet every synapse and cell is focused on 2020, with each eyelash flutter and well-timed fart in service towards that goal.

 

[Stacko]

Feel not sorry for brother Theodore. You can bet every synapse and cell is focused on 2020, with each eyelash flutter and well-timed fart in service towards that goal.

Ha! No one has played their hand worse over the last five months than Cruz. He could have been the 2020 front runner; now he's a national joke.

 

[Tony Stark]

Ha! No one has played their hand worse over the last five months than Cruz. He could have been the 2020 front runner; now he's a national joke.

One thing we can thank Donald for is that the Zodiac Killer will never be President.