Toontown
Philosopher
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Why communism always fails:
1. Communists seize everything and throw it all into one huge communal pile, presumably preparatory to doling everything out equitably, on an as-needed basis.
2. The most ruthless mass-murdering thug in the region immediately hacks and slashes his way to the top of the pile, from which vantage point he proceeds to rule with a steel razor.
3. All others, bereft of all means of survival, cow down and knuckle under to the all-powerful pile-ruler in exchange for the basic necessities of life.
4. The all-powerful pile-ruler does a little math and determines that a smaller, more docile population would be in his interest.
5. Millions of heads roll. The goodie-pile is conserved. The survivors are...happy...until they discover that the needs of the few who are actually in control really do outweigh the needs of the many, who are stupid to begin with, having allowed all their stuff to be seized and tossed into a pile in the first place. What, after all, did they think was going to happen?
6. The goodie-pile is eventually exhausted, all the incompetently-directed efforts of the enslaved masses to replenish it notwithstanding. The utopia collapses and re-converts to capitalism. The former communist elites become the new capitalist oligarchs.
7. After a great deal of study, scholars decide that the entire fiasco stemmed from an inherent flaw in the national character. No remedy is suggested.
1. Communists seize everything and throw it all into one huge communal pile, presumably preparatory to doling everything out equitably, on an as-needed basis.
2. The most ruthless mass-murdering thug in the region immediately hacks and slashes his way to the top of the pile, from which vantage point he proceeds to rule with a steel razor.
3. All others, bereft of all means of survival, cow down and knuckle under to the all-powerful pile-ruler in exchange for the basic necessities of life.
4. The all-powerful pile-ruler does a little math and determines that a smaller, more docile population would be in his interest.
5. Millions of heads roll. The goodie-pile is conserved. The survivors are...happy...until they discover that the needs of the few who are actually in control really do outweigh the needs of the many, who are stupid to begin with, having allowed all their stuff to be seized and tossed into a pile in the first place. What, after all, did they think was going to happen?
6. The goodie-pile is eventually exhausted, all the incompetently-directed efforts of the enslaved masses to replenish it notwithstanding. The utopia collapses and re-converts to capitalism. The former communist elites become the new capitalist oligarchs.
7. After a great deal of study, scholars decide that the entire fiasco stemmed from an inherent flaw in the national character. No remedy is suggested.