Invitation for Java Man to discuss his 9/11 theory

[dafydd]

Maybe the silence means he's writing?

Pigs might fly.

 

[aggle-rithm]

Maybe the silence means he's writing?

If it's taking this long to write an abstract, then I will go way out on a limb and say that he hasn't really thought this through.

 

[excaza]

I wonder if he even read the OP. I don't even want his abstract specifically, I just want any abstract.

 

[ElMondoHummus]

Mother of God, let's just let the thread die. We already know he's got no comprehensive narrative to give.

 

[dafydd]

This thread did have the inevitability of a Greek tragedy.

 

[aggle-rithm]

I wonder if he even read the OP. I don't even want his abstract specifically, I just want any abstract.

Here you go:

Abstract:

What are Genital Warts?

Genital warts arise in clusters and can be quite small in size. Often these warts will disappear without any treatment. However, it's quite common for these small protrusions to develop into a raised growth with a cauliflower-like surface. It's virtually impossible to tell which will occur. Therefore, any person suspecting that s/he has developed a case of genital warts should immediately consult their health care provider.

Not a particularly good one, but beggers can't be choosers.

 

[excaza]

hardy har har

 

[ElMondoHummus]

... I just want any abstract.

Here you go:



Not a particularly good one, but beggers can't be choosers.

hardy har har

Well, ok, if Aggle's gonna play that game:

 

[Oystein]

Here you go:

Not a particularly good one, but beggers can't be choosers.

Uhm, in the first sentence of the OP:

please begin posting your proof

You didn't post proof

 

[dafydd]

Java Man!!!? Where are you?

 

[TraneWreck]

Java Man!!!? Where are you?

He's probably getting his comprehensive theory peer reviewed as we speak. Don't rush it.

 

[tfk]

An abstract, that's a great though. I think I can come up with that in a day's time. Do you want a trailer too?

Nine days now ...

[crickets]

 

[dafydd]

Java Man? Come in please.Over.

 

[T.A.M.]

May be he is on a truther issued Vacay.

TAM

 

[aggle-rithm]

May be he is on a truther issued Vacay.

TAM

I want to know WHO IS PAYING HIM to go on vacation!!??!!

 

[aggle-rithm]

Java Man? Come in please.Over.

I totally agree with that last word.

 

[carlitos]

I think that he should start it like Kent Hovind's "doctoral dissertation."

Hello, my name is Kent Hovind. I am a creation/science evangelist. I live in Pensacola, Florida. I have been a high school science teacher since 1976. I've been very active in the creation/evolution controversy for quite some time.

 

[aggle-rithm]

I think that he should start it like Kent Hovind's "doctoral dissertation."

How about this:

Hello. My name is Java Man. I'd tell you my real name, but then the black helicopters would get me. I am a Soldier for the Truth and my cat's breath smells like cat food. My mom is currently making me lunch...salisbury steak, yummm!

 

[dafydd]

I vote that we make Sir Robin the patron saint of truthers.

 

[carlitos]

Bump for Java Man, since he's back posting again. Have you finished writing up your hypothesis to explain 9/11 yet?