In it till the Rapture!

Not really.

Oh, one could go through the formal process of writing out a contract
specifying that on the date of the rapture you get their car, house, money,
and all sorts of other property. But show them this document and they
won't sign it. They're just going through the motions of their religion —
I think they call it witnessing of their deeply held beliefs — similar to self
flagellation with nerf whips.

Nerf makes whips?
 

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