(Could I just make a small point here...
In my limited experience of going through these 'million dollar challenge' posts on this forum, I've noted a tendency with these challenge-bound newbies to post rather lengthy opening posts that are of generally decent quality in terms of grammatical correctness and spelling... often they demonstrate a considerate use of the paragraph to separate out their points, outline some background detail and some interesting theories or occurrences that warrant [and get] polite inquiries... they even nearly address the correct criteria or at least seem to indicate that they waved the glass near the criteria questions but went for the soda instead and added a neat olive to finish it off...
But then, after this, they somehow turn to short, staccato sentences and are unable to recognise the correct use of the capital letter, feature poor punctuation, worse spelling, an antagonistic / enraged attitude, lousy ripostes and puns, a sudden fondness for the smilie functions and even lose all traces of any eruditeness or cited educational background demonstrated (or faux-demonstrated) in their opening post and are pretty much are guaranteed to descend into:
'Nah nah! you shew mee yrrs n ill sheow you myne! Nah nah! You come to mee and Ill proove myself, shew mi yor monny!!; , i dunt thunk u hav any monney ?? ------ ITS NOTT A TRICKK its REAL you just blunind sckeptic & you not smartt enuf to unsertand my GENIUSS ****. I hav pshiychologsic-austrophysical-austronololloical dgree & PhD in quantystringythingy !!! . . i want my millun dollars; bwew hoooo hooooo...mommmy,,,'
Never mind. Carry on. It's just starting to bore the **** out of me, that's all...)