I wanted a taco last night.

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Roadtoad said:
Well, it's true, but where, oh where, does this leave Pizza?
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Tacoism is not like burritology or eggrollo which require that their food be the only consumed. Pizza, and other italian dishes, may be revered but the taco is above all.
 
Pizza-ism is a bizarre offshoot descended from a line of stupid Taco-ites who forgot to curl their shells. It should not be discussed in polite company.
 
Dragonrock said:
Tacoism is not like burritology or eggrollo which require that their food be the only consumed. Pizza, and other italian dishes, may be revered but the taco is above all.
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That is a dangerous mistake to make. I have seen shell-less youths consume pizza to the exclusion of all other foods. Their dorm rooms are littered with the evidence of their apostasy. Many a soul was lost to pizzists who refused to hold the hold the taco supreme.
 
Tricky said:

That is a dangerous mistake to make. I have seen shell-less youths consume pizza to the exclusion of all other foods. Their dorm rooms are littered with the evidence of their apostasy. Many a soul was lost to pizzists who refused to hold the hold the taco supreme.
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Ahh, but is this the fault of the pizza or of the bread? Youth will see the meat and cheese and tomato sauce and think "taco". but the crust, soft and warm can be so inviting. On their own, children will begin to miss the tortilla and return to see the taco for what it is. The problem is when charismatic pizzists like Mr. Gattis and Pizza the Hut lure them with half-truths and glistening baked cheese.
 
Roadtoad said:
Well, it's true, but where, oh where, does this leave Pizza?
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You can fold a pizza and thus it shows itself to have Taco Nature. However, you cannot so turn the Taco into a pizza. It is proof of the Fundamental Taco Nature.

A calzone or stromboli similarly shows itself to have Taco Nature.
 
Uh-oh, looks like you guys were right!!!!




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With a nod to the first episode of South Park, the satellite dish in Cartman’s ass has been reactivated. The question of "Visitors" in the small mountain town is finally answered when the aliens return to wrap up one of their longest running reality shows, "Earth". Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, yes Kenny, are once again trapped in space and it’s up to them to save the planet from annihilation.
 
One must indeed wonder what the GTITS must think of his followers this day, sitting about, waiting for South Park episodes, and all this amidst discussions of Chalupas, Fajitas, Pizzas... (Okay, that last one, I brought up. I'll own up to that one.)

One must remember, however, that the Taco is all, and all is Taco. (And served with Enchiladas, chile rellenos, rice and beans, it's a combo plate....)

BTW: Did you hear about what they're doing with liposuction now? They pull the fat off women's butts, and put it in a higher postion. (Now, if she eats frijoles, things could get a lot bigger. Of course, that could be both a blessing, and a curse...)
 
But like there must be EVIL for you to appreciate GOOD, there must be other foods for you to better appreciate Tacos.
 
Foods only become evil when they are eaten for themselves and not for the taco they represent. All foods are filled with taco nature and the taco must be remembered at every meal. The only food that contains no taco-nature is sauerkraut and that's just cause it's icky.
 
Dragonrock said:
Foods only become evil when they are eaten for themselves and not for the taco they represent. All foods are filled with taco nature and the taco must be remembered at every meal. The only food that contains no taco-nature is sauerkraut and that's just cause it's icky.
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Clearly, you've never had it on a chili dog with onions, relish, and hot sauce...
 
And a hotdog bun does have a taco nature about it.

I like sauerkraut, and I like kimche, too.

Cabbage is a good taco topping, even when it isn't pickled.

I like fish tacos. These have cabbage when made properly.
 
It's a chocolate sugar cone taco shell, with vanilla ice cream and chocolate topping with nuts. It looks like a taco, but it's actually a very decadent ice cream treat.

Think of it as a Drumstick as concieved by a tacoist.
 
Roadtoad said:
It's a chocolate sugar cone taco shell, with vanilla ice cream and chocolate topping with nuts. It looks like a taco, but it's actually a very decadent ice cream treat.

Think of it as a Drumstick as concieved by a tacoist.
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Ahh, the Choco Taco, real proof that all foods have a Taco nature. Chocolate, ice cream, all deserts. The joys of Tacoism are a wonder to behold.
 
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