I wanted a taco last night.

Are Landmark's tactics force, fraud, or neither

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  • Force and fraud

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  • Neither

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evildave

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Yet I'm still here. Near death experience? You decide.

What makes people think being nearly dead is special evidence of what being dead is like?

Is going to the airport and not getting on a plane going on vacation?
 
The desiring of a taco is not a near death experience. What happens after the eating of a hundred tacos, is.
 
Foolish A-Tacoist!
We will all cry out for tacos at the instant of death (it is hardwired!), but this does not imply the converse. We can cry out for tacos without dying.
When will you A-Tacoists learn basic logic?!
 
EvilDave,

Thank you for giving me this opportunity to proselytize a little. There are a great many confusions when it comes to tacos, and their importance when the time comes to check out of the big hotel.

First of all - simply wanting a taco does not indicate that one is near death. There is a great deal of confusion over this, and in the Dark Ages (pre-Taco Enlightenment), there were many Tacoist wars fought over issues such as this.

All Tacoist scholars will now acknowledge that the simple act of "desiring" a taco is comparable to the act of an infant's suckeling when placed near his mothers breast. This has been the philosophical position for the last couple centuries, however, with modern medical science we can now say - with scientific certainty - that we are all programmed for Tacos. From birth to the grave. As the old saying goes, "there are no a-taciosts in the foxhole".

The simple fact that we are hardwired for calling out for a taco as the reality of our impending death sets upon us, does not mean that one has experienced a near death experience simply because he wanted a taco.

I hope that this clears up the controversy!

Thanks,
-Ed
 
Vorticity said:
Foolish A-Tacoist!
We will all cry out for tacos at the instant of death (it is hardwired!), but this does not imply the converse. We can cry out for tacos without dying.
When will you A-Tacoists learn basic logic?!
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Somehow you manage to make more sense than F-word (my Franko title for him) ever did.
 
Taco now

I want a taco now so I didn't vote.

Thank you to all of you though for a laugh on an otherwise grey morning.

A-tacoists! Hah!

As far as the serious point goes, if you got on a plane to go on holiday and the plane, for some reason had to turn around and come back, you would get to see what the beginning phases of a holiday are like (i.e. getting on a plane).

I think NDE are like that. When you die you probably do experience the various sensations and hallucinations that people report of NDEs. That doesn't make them supernatural or evidence of an afterlife though. It's just what goes on in your brain as it locks all the doors and turns out the lights.

I do want a taco now though and all I have for lunch is left-over cottage pie .:mad:
 
When I eat Tacos, the shell always cracks and scrapes the roof of my mouth. Then, beacuse of the akward angle of my head, the meat tumbles out and falls down the neck of my T-shirt.

Also, since the whole damn thing crumbles, you always have to eat more than you really wanted to unless you want a handfull of Taco guts.

Ever try to eat one while driving? Talk about NDE.

Tacos are evil...but they're so tasty!
 
Guys, listen.

I know I'm a "soft" tacoist and we're pretty laid back, but I'm uncomfortable with this line of discussion. I mean, these are tacos we're talking about here. If we piss off the Great Taco In The Sky (GTITS), it might start bring it's massive consciousness against us. And nobody wants that.

Upchurch
 
kourama said:
When I eat Tacos, the shell always cracks and scrapes the roof of my mouth. Then, beacuse of the akward angle of my head, the meat tumbles out and falls down the neck of my T-shirt.

Also, since the whole damn thing crumbles, you always have to eat more than you really wanted to unless you want a handfull of Taco guts.
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I think if you converted to soft taco-ism it would solve many of your difficulties.

Next thread: Soft Tacos vs. Burritos: really, what's the difference?
 
Anybody ever read those those Chicken tracts? Man those are funny! According to this guy, any Taco not filled with poultry by-products are really a tool of the GBFH (Great burrito from hell) and that you go to hell if you eat them.

He says that when you die, you go heaven and meet the GAN (Great angelic nacho, who sits at the right hand of the GTITS). You must then give him your order and if it can't be found in the menu of life, you go to hell.

Hilarious! :D
 
TLOP makes HUMANS makes TACOS

And since (According to the Religion of A-Theism) TLOP is less conscious then Humans, it is only logically consistent to conclude that Humans must be equally less conscious then Tacos!

… And they say that the Christians are Crazy?!?!? :rolleyes:

Just out of curiosity A-Theists … If I owned a Taco Bell would that make me like the Pope or something? … or would I just be like a Bishop or Cardinal?
 
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