I have some issues with our "designer"

[MG1962]

How is it that we humans can wake up from sleep with our necks feeling like a thousand pain cannons are firing into them? How is this possible when the neck felt fine when going to bed?

Amd how many people wake up like this. Maybe the designer figured we would be smart enough...ouch that hurts, means oh something busted, get it fixed

Why is there a prostate wrapped around a tube through which liquid waste is dispensed and why does this prostate have propensity to grow with age?

When did design mean perfection

Why do women have to give birth through a canal that is sandwiched between so many bones and organs?

You do know those bones move dont you, then go back when the jobs done

What's the deal with testicular and breast cancer?

Never heard of designed redundancy. It would be pretty crowded right now if every human that ever lived was still alive

Why is it I can accidentally bite my own tongue?

So you remember not to do it agan

For the love of everything why do I have a tailbone and why does it hurt so much when you fall on it?

See above - aversion to falling over is a good thing. Better to learn by bumping something useless than to go the full monty and break something you really need

Was it really necessary to make my testes so sensitive to anything bad happening to them?

Yes to remember what they are, how important they are, and get them the hell out of the way if danger is present

All I'm saying is that an omnipotent being that designed us from the cell up should have corrected these faults before we went beyond the beta version.

Opinions are like rectums....The designer gave all of us one of them too

 

[sadhatter]

Amd how many people wake up like this. Maybe the designer figured we would be smart enough...ouch that hurts, means oh something busted, get it fixed



When did design mean perfection



You do know those bones move dont you, then go back when the jobs done



Never heard of designed redundancy. It would be pretty crowded right now if every human that ever lived was still alive



So you remember not to do it agan



See above - aversion to falling over is a good thing. Better to learn by bumping something useless than to go the full monty and break something you really need



Yes to remember what they are, how important they are, and get them the hell out of the way if danger is present



Opinions are like rectums....The designer gave all of us one of them too

Your post seems to hinge on design does not equal perfection. I rebut that with the fact that a perfect designer, by virtue is going to design something perfectly. And when said designer has the laws of the universe at his command, points like " it would be crowded in here" cease to have merit. He could simply have made the earth get a little bigger/ a little more land with every person.

GIGO works the opposite way too. If the designer is perfect, the design is going to be perfect. There would be no way for error to get into the equation unless the design was delegated to a non perfect person ( and even then that would indicate imperfect logic, making the designer not perfect, and leading to the stupid omnipotence feedback loop that happens anytime the issue of a perfect being comes up. )

 

[MG1962]

Your post seems to hinge on design does not equal perfection. I rebut that with the fact that a perfect designer, by virtue is going to design something perfectly. And when said designer has the laws of the universe at his command, points like " it would be crowded in here" cease to have merit. He could simply have made the earth get a little bigger/ a little more land with every person.

And you know the intention of a designer was to design perfectly how exactly?

 

[stup_id]

Why do we get shafted with very few natural weapons? I could have used a set of claws, spray gland, or some kind of venom plenty of times in my life.
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Well to the "Designer (tm)" defense... "Humankind 1.0" did have fantastic natural weapons (even fireable boobs as in Mazinger Z)... of course it destroyed itself like 4 days after...

What Genesis have u been reading?

 

[Cainkane1]

God got mad at eve and adam and a talking snake god allowed to live in a garden even though he was mankinds oldest enemy. They ate a fruit off of a tree that god planted after god told them not to.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I broke a rib coughing New Years Eve. Now I have two months with a virtual knife in my back. Thanks, Big Guy, for all you (didn't) do for me.

 

[I Ratant]

And you know the intention of a designer was to design perfectly how exactly?

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"image and likeness", ISTR.

 

[Ron_Tomkins]

How is it that we humans can wake up from sleep with our necks feeling like a thousand pain cannons are firing into them? How is this possible when the neck felt fine when going to bed?

Why is there a prostate wrapped around a tube through which liquid waste is dispensed and why does this prostate have propensity to grow with age?

Why do women have to give birth through a canal that is sandwiched between so many bones and organs?

What's the deal with testicular and breast cancer?

Why is it I can accidentally bite my own tongue?

For the love of everything why do I have a tailbone and why does it hurt so much when you fall on it?

Was it really necessary to make my testes so sensitive to anything bad happening to them?



All I'm saying is that an omnipotent being that designed us from the cell up should have corrected these faults before we went beyond the beta version.

Why do you hate Jesus Christ?

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Why do you hate Jesus Christ?

He didn't bring me a pony like I asked for.

Oh, wait, that's a different mythical character. My bad.

Now where's the unpost icon?

 

[slingblade]

He didn't bring me a pony like I asked for.

Silly. Like Emo's bike, you were supposed to go out and steal one, and ask for forgiveness later.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Silly. Like Emo's bike, you were supposed to go out and steal one, and ask for forgiveness later.

But I was sure I'd get one. All the signs were there. Preachers were braying like asses and there was tons and tons of ********* on the TV.

 

[X]

All I'm saying is that an omnipotent being that designed us from the cell up should have corrected these faults before we went beyond the beta version.

Well, these flaws were pointed out to him.
One of his angels compiled a report of the shortcomings of the human design, with suggested improvements. Turn out that God really doesn't like to be corrected, and said angel was fired and banished and punished. He goes by "Satan" now, and is in hiding from God. Maybe you've heard of the chap...

 

[sadhatter]

And you know the intention of a designer was to design perfectly how exactly?

Because you cannot create imperfection out of perfection. It would be like attempting to make dirty water out of purified water, you can't without adding something. And when god is everything , there is nothing to add.

 

[MG1962]

Because you cannot create imperfection out of perfection. It would be like attempting to make dirty water out of purified water, you can't without adding something. And when god is everything , there is nothing to add.

So I am the only one here who realises this was just a recycling project?

 

[TraneWreck]

God punishes auto-eroticism with neck pain.

Read Leviticus.

 

[MG1962]

God punishes auto-eroticism with neck pain.

Read Leviticus.

No it just means you had the rope a little tight

 

[TraneWreck]

No it just means you had the rope a little tight

Well, that one wins the day.

 

[CriticalSock]

What you don't realise is that mankind was perfect before the fall. So prostate, tongue biting, cancer are all a natural result of mankinds fall from perfection.

This proves evolution to be true, because that's the only thing that accounts for the changes to mankind after the FALL.

Oh yeah and all of animal kind must have fallen from perfection through evolution too. Unless god actually created the ebola virus, or the worm that burrows into eyes or the praying mantis copulation procedure.