I have some issues with our "designer"

[Travis]

How is it that we humans can wake up from sleep with our necks feeling like a thousand pain cannons are firing into them? How is this possible when the neck felt fine when going to bed?

Why is there a prostate wrapped around a tube through which liquid waste is dispensed and why does this prostate have propensity to grow with age?

Why do women have to give birth through a canal that is sandwiched between so many bones and organs?

What's the deal with testicular and breast cancer?

Why is it I can accidentally bite my own tongue?

For the love of everything why do I have a tailbone and why does it hurt so much when you fall on it?

Was it really necessary to make my testes so sensitive to anything bad happening to them?



All I'm saying is that an omnipotent being that designed us from the cell up should have corrected these faults before we went beyond the beta version.

 

[piojunbabia]

I dont think it is a fault. It is just an accident of nature. We have body of course it hurts when this body is not functioning well. It has nothing to do with the "designer"

 

[Monketi Ghost]

Why are my balls hanging out there unprotected in front of everything?

BAD design. I know the sperm likes to be under a certain temperature, but a slight tweak to that requirement would let me retract my nuts in case of danger.

 

[Travis]

I dont think it is a fault. It is just an accident of nature. We have body of course it hurts when this body is not functioning well. It has nothing to do with the "designer"

Why would a perfect being design something so clearly imperfect? For kicks?

 

[dlorde]

I dont think it is a fault. It is just an accident of nature.

A tragic no-fault accident.

Sometimes I think it would have been better if there had been an intelligent designer...

 

[DC]

Why are my balls hanging out there unprotected in front of everything?

BAD design. I know the sperm likes to be under a certain temperature, but a slight tweak to that requirement would let me retract my nuts in case of danger.

have you showed that to a doctor? i am sure no expert but i have hanging something in front, no not my fat belly

 

[Travis]

Even if they are not in front they are still way too exposed for my liking. Something that sensitive should come with armor.

 

[DC]

Chitin-balls

 

[ProbeX]

How is it that we humans can wake up from sleep with our necks feeling like a thousand pain cannons are firing into them? How is this possible when the neck felt fine when going to bed?

Nature's way of trying to prevent you from sleeping in an unhealthy position ever again. But you probably weren't even aware at the time you did it. You were probably asleep. So it's not the best design, I agree.

Was it really necessary to make my testes so sensitive to anything bad happening to them?

Nature's way of reminding you, constantly, to keep your balls out of harm's way. If mens' balls routinely got smashed, cratered, whatever ... it would threaten the survival of our lousy species. ... You have the skills as a human to build some scrot armor for yourself. Will you do it?

... The other items ... who knows. There are an abundance of seemingly annoying or awful glitches outside the human species also. Why do animals need to eat other animals alive (chewing and grinding them while they're still conscious) in order to survive? What's with murdering one's mate following coitus, for certain insects? And so on.

 

[Pythonic]

I don't believe we have a designer, but if turns out we do, then he/she just sucks at their job.

 

[I Ratant]

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Why is there a prostate wrapped around a tube through which liquid waste is dispensed and why does this prostate have propensity to grow with age?
...

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Exercise it more frequently.
That works!

 

[Squeegee Beckenheim]

Why is my brain in my head, connected to my torso by a thin, easily damaged cord? Why is the windpipe so easy to crush? Why is the jugular so close to the surface of the skin?

And why is it possible for me to need a drink and a pee when most of that liquid could safely be reabsorbed into my bloodstream?

 

[Travis]

Nature's way of trying to prevent you from sleeping in an unhealthy position ever again. But you probably weren't even aware at the time you did it. You were probably asleep. So it's not the best design, I agree.

Exactly, why design necks that could be hurt by sleeping in an unhealthy position?

Nature's way of reminding you, constantly, to keep your balls out of harm's way. If mens' balls routinely got smashed, cratered, whatever ... it would threaten the survival of our lousy species. ... You have the skills as a human to build some scrot armor for yourself. Will you do it?

It seems some other means of reproduction could have been come up with.

... The other items ... who knows. There are an abundance of seemingly annoying or awful glitches outside the human species also. Why do animals need to eat other animals alive (chewing and grinding them while they're still conscious) in order to survive? What's with murdering one's mate following coitus, for certain insects? And so on.

Also good points.

 

[Beerina]

Why are my balls hanging out there unprotected in front of everything?

BAD design. I know the sperm likes to be under a certain temperature, but a slight tweak to that requirement would let me retract my nuts in case of danger.

Because, umm, God wanted to give a half-assed way to defend yourself against attack or rape.

Now why God allows attacks and rapes in the first place is another story. Mental deficiencies and an inherent evil streak are my guesses.














































...unless anyone has a better idea?

 

[sadhatter]

Why do we get shafted with very few natural weapons? I could have used a set of claws, spray gland, or some kind of venom plenty of times in my life.

While we are at it, one would think an omnipotent designer would have made inter species communication a priority. How many injuries or deaths could be avoided if we could explain to a wild animal that we have no intentions of taking their kids or territory? Not to mention the benefits to herding animals " Hey cows, get over there! Why.....we'll tell you later. "

 

[Anerystos]

And why is it possible for me to need a drink and a pee when most of that liquid could safely be reabsorbed into my bloodstream?

The simple answer to this is that it is not the liquid which is being excreted. It is the other waste products which are being excreted - urea is the major one, but others (especially poisons) are as important. The water is merely a transport medium which is being used to get rid of them.

As a matter of interest, a number of species (particularly those which live in salt water) don't excrete much water in urine. They eject fairly solid pellets of waste in this way.

 

[Travis]

Well why do we need waste at all? Surely a perfect being could come up with some method of powering us where everything consumed is turned into energy with no loss.

 

[Squeegee Beckenheim]

The simple answer to this is that it is not the liquid which is being excreted. It is the other waste products which are being excreted - urea is the major one, but others (especially poisons) are as important. The water is merely a transport medium which is being used to get rid of them.

Yes, I know what urine is. What I'm saying is that if the body were truly designed then you wouldn't excrete a substance that is 95% water while also being dehydrated.

 

[sadhatter]

Well why do we need waste at all? Surely a perfect being could come up with some method of powering us where everything consumed is turned into energy with no loss.

I really can't imagine the production meeting that happened with this.

Michael - So god, i was thinking. Why don't we make them have to produce a foul substance every so often.

God- That would be some funny **** , what are you thinking?

Michael - Well, we make it come out of an area they don't want to show people, and we will make the act itself pretty nasty as well. I am thinking a lot of bad smells, some loud funny noises , and make it so that if the substance gets on anything it is pretty much ruined.

God - that is priceless, and why don't we make it take 5-10 minutes so whatever they were doing is interrupted. Man that will be annoying when someone is watching a movie.

Michael - You know i was thinking though, what if they just don't do it?

God- Who cares about them? They don't do it they die, and as a matter of fact i will make it one of the worst ways to go. We are not going to go through all of this just to watch people avoid it.

Michael - **laughter** You know, honestly, there is nothing that i like more than combining mortality with humor.

 

[shandyjan]

Well if it had been a designer, the date has long passed for a recall and remodel!