It's taken on faith that rocks moved around this way simulate a universe, while rocks moved around that way don't.
Cueball arranges the rocks in the required pattern (the state of the universe at some chosen time) and then manipulates them iteratively as elements of a cellular automaton. It simulates a universe because that's what he's set it up to do, just like you can set up Conway's Game of Life to simulate a Turing Machine (although being computational, in that case the simulation is also an emulation).
In the case of software, there is an interpreter to assign meaning to the various patterns of binary switches the computer is instructed to do. There's no physical explanation for why binary switch pattern ABC plays chess while pattern CBD plays checkers.
Well, yes there is a physical explanation - the program algorithms and input data (the initial binary switch patterns) ensure certain correlations between the physical activity of each game (e.g. the moves) and the switching activity in the simulation in accordance with the application of the game rules.
You need someone (or something) that can assign meaning to the different pattern of switches. Where is the interpreter in a random rock moving machine that moves enough rocks around so that it simulates a universe? There is no interpreter. The whole thing falls apart without one.
Not really. It's the old tree falling in the forest conundrum. The tree still falls, the air still vibrates at certain frequencies; nothing falls apart, it just isn't observed.
Everything needs interpreting before it makes sense - babies have to learn how to interpret the world around them, but the world is there regardless. Simulations are no different - you can leave an evolution simulator running overnight, uninterpreted, while you sleep, and in the morning you can see how far it's got - does it mean anything at 4am when there's no-one looking? Maybe, maybe not, but it's still simulating evolution, and it will still produce results even if you die in the night. In the Moving Rocks XKCD, Cueball appears to be both rule executor and state interpreter.
This is the point where Myriad got hung up, so much so that Myriad claimed the person moving the rocks around could not be substituted with a machine making random rock placements. Myriad realized you need an interpreter to give meaning to the movements of the rocks, but any pattern of rock movement that a person can do can be reproduced by a random process, so Myriad was forced to conclude there is some special pattern of rock movement that a person could do that could not duplicated by a machine moving rocks around randomly. And that claim is absurd.
I don't think a person is required. All that is needed is an initial pattern and some means of moving the rocks according to set rules, and the information will be processed. Of course, for it to be useful or meaningful to observers, they need to observe it and understand how to interpret its states - like a foreign film without subtitles...
Again, this deals with the realm of physical processes. Consciousness is supposed to result from computational processes.
Computational processes abstractly describe physical processes that proceed according to certain rules.
... there won't be a physical explanation for why neurons XYC produce conscious experience ABC, just as there is no physical explanation for why rock pattern ABC simulates a universe. The explanation is supposed to be computational, not physical.
A computational explanation is a generalised description of the way physical processes, that proceed according to certain rules, behave.
... why does this one pattern result in a simulated universe? What makes that pattern so special?
It's special because Cueball set it up to correspond to an initial state of a universe and with rules that, iteratively applied, produce patterns of activity in the rocks that correspond to patterns of activity in a physical universe.
Because the person observing the computer interprets it that way. A computer out in the woods with no one observing it doesn't produce anything (except some noise and radio waves). It's just a collection of electrons, moving switches, fans, etc. You need an interpreter for software to be meaningful.
You need an interpreter for
anything to be meaningful.
... A tornado simulation is just a bunch of pixels turning off and on in a certain way (maybe some noises being produced).
That was a category error in a different debate. A tornado simulation won't blow your roof off, but you can do calculations on a calculator simulation. A simulation that performs the same computations is an emulation.
To tie this all back to rock-consciousness, if a simulation requires an observer, where is the observer in the system of a machine randomly moving rocks around in such a way that a simulated universe is produced?
A machine randomly moving rocks around could not simulate a universe. I don't know where you got that from. The rocks must be moved according to a consistent set of rules.
To tie THAT back to the brain, where is the observer that gives meaning to the patterns of neural activity taking place?
There is no observer giving meaning to the patterns of neural activity (although external observers may give meaning to the physical results of that activity); the patterns of neural activity themselves
constitute the experiencing observer and his/her experiences.
And information processing requires an information processor. In other words, simulations don't exist without something to process the information being displayed.
I don't see your point here - a processor is just a mechanism to manipulate data according to a set of transforms, in the Moving Rocks XKCD, Cueball plays the role of processor. In computer simulations, microprocessor(s) do the manipulation. In neuromorphic simulations, neural networks do it.
Physical systems aren't the same as computational systems, so there's no absurdity in the idea of particles bonding in certain ways and producing different substances.
I don't follow you - computational systems are physical systems that behave in certain ways.
The problem of rock-consciousness isn't scale. It's the idea that a simulation can arise from a random process (which is possible), and not require an observer to give the simulation some kind of meaning (which is impossible).
The process isn't random, it's painstakingly set up and implemented according to specific rules by Cueball, who is the observer.
Without someone to look at how the rocks are being arranged, it's just rocks moving around on a desert floor, no matter how they're moved.
Cueball is there - he's running the simulation.
The amusing (and possibly thought-provoking) conceit of the XKCD cartoon is that after describing how a universe can be simulated in a cellular automaton, Randal has Cueball raise the 'Our universe as a simulation' question by suggesting we could be entities in his simulation. It's a philosophical question with an interesting twist - some physicists have suggested that information is the fundamental 'stuff' of reality; if so, an indistinguishable computational simulation/emulation would, in principle, be possible, and thus, we could be entities in such an simulation/emulation.
1. My point was not probability-based. I'll grant you that the odds of a shifting sand dune becoming conscious are really really small, but the possibility still exists.
I seriously doubt that it's physically possible, but if the same information is processed in the same way over the same time by some system, you'll get the same results. The absurdity is in thinking that everything that is not physically impossible should be taken seriously, however unlikely. Statistical mechanics suggests otherwise.
That means there's a possible world (in the modal sense) of conscious shifting sand dunes.
Also a possible world where eggs unsmash and tower blocks undemolish themselves. Possible, but absurd.
2. We don't really know what the odds are. How many rocks do you have to arrange to simulate a universe?
Clearly a lot. Randal may have estimated it, why not ask him?
How may patterns are there that result in a simulated universe?
I don't know; any such patterns would necessarily be dynamic.
...Maybe every landslide that ever happens is a brief moment of consciousness. Why not? Who assigns the odds on these things?
Why not? because even if it's physically possible (which I doubt), it's obviously absurdly unlikely; you're describing a form of Boltzmann Brain.
Who's doing the manipulating? If it's not someone with knowledge of computation, what gives a pattern of entropy manipulation a specific meaning? We're back to the problem of unobserved simulations.
It was just a turn of phrase - the common examples of such systems are living creatures, and we tend to think of them as active agents, but at a lower level of abstraction they're just replicating physical systems driven to increasing complexity (thus maximising energy dissipation) by environmental energy/entropy gradients.