I am oficially impersonating a MDC applicant right now

[Ron_Tomkins]

Hi

I a long time discovered I have supernatural abilities
I discovered that I can talk to the dead people. I can also move objects. The psi object morphs into somewhat substance. I can somtimes do this in the night
I wanna know how I can apply to the challenege

Im not really interestd in the media attention. I just feel I want to prove this to myself


Please help


sincerely
Ryan

 

[Lanzy]

U want be challanger, u must learn better how talk to everone.

 

[Hitch]

Not a very good impersonation. Where's the totally inconsistent ESL grammar and spelling?

 

[Ladewig]

You get extra points for posting your claim in the General Skepticism sub-forum instead of contacting the JREF directly.

I was tempted to dock your points for such a precise claim ("I can move objects") but you immediately followed it up with some word salad. Well played.

 

[666]

I can talk to the dead people.

Hah! So can I. The trick is to get them to talk back.

 

[rjh01]

It is no good talking to dead people. You must learn to also talk to alive people.

 

[Ernie M]

Your MDC statement is too short. This could imply you know what you are talking about.

Be consistent with other applicants- include copious rambling.

 

[Hitch]

Your MDC statement is too short. This could imply you know what you are talking about.

Be consistent with other applicants- include copious rambling.

Actually, many start with a nice short simple statement. It's rarely clear what that means, though. As other posters try to help them pin down exactly what claim they want tested, they start bringing up other unrelated abilities (generally untestable) and start offer long rambling discussions of those. While at the same time ignoring anything that might actually be used for a protocol for a testable claim.

 

[fromdownunder]

A plus here is the lovely paragraph struture. But in general, far too literate, plus the telling giveaway of using caps to start sentences.

7/10

Norm

 

[rjh01]

Maybe this thread should be moved to the MDC sub forum?

 

[Ladewig]

Maybe this thread should be moved to the MDC sub forum?

or the Humor sub-forum.

 

[Ron_Tomkins]

Thank you for the responses. I want some guidance regarding the million challange

I am willing to provide evidence as you skeptics requested it

Please do not make fun of me. Im just learning to use this power
I can provide a test of my paranormal abilities

I have talk to the dead people many times
I can also detect psi orbs though not always
I have had this power for a few years

I will provide the evidence. just tell me what to do

sincerely
Ryan

 

[Quinn]

The flip-flopping, multiple claims, and request not to be made fun of are all good, but your attempt at poor communication skills seems forced. It takes more than just leaving out periods to sound like a nutbar.

 

[JoeTheJuggler]

Nope--not convincing at all. You didn't say "quantum".

 

[Akhenaten]

i have to agree with the point that a number of other's have found obvous . you,re claim lacks a distinctive grammatical/spelling quirk .

 

[arthwollipot]

VisionFromFeeling seems to write fairly grammatical English.

 

[eirik]

AND DON'T FORGET CAPS LOCK and EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wauthan]

Many good suggestions so far but remember that the basis of Ron_Tomkins claim is that he merely has the ability to impersonate (oficially) a MDC applicant. Nowhere does he make the claim to be able to impersonate all of them.

In order to create a proper test protocol we first need to narrow down which MDC applicant he is impersonating.

 

[Ernie M]

Actually, many start with a nice short simple statement. It's rarely clear what that means, though. As other posters try to help them pin down exactly what claim they want tested, they start bringing up other unrelated abilities (generally untestable) and start offer long rambling discussions of those. While at the same time ignoring anything that might actually be used for a protocol for a testable claim.

Thank you for setting the record straight in a clear and concise manner. You possess keen observation, analytical skills and computer keyboard prowess.

It is obvious you haven't applied for, and won, the MDC.

 

[Hitch]

Thank you for setting the record straight in a clear and concise manner. You possess keen observation, analytical skills and computer keyboard prowess.

It is obvious you haven't applied for, and won, the MDC.

Would it help if I went on a long, contrived diatribe about how it's pointless for me to actually submit an application because the whole thing is a fraud? The JREF exists only to suppress the truth. The MDC is a sham. The money doesn't exist. And anyway they'll cheat any way they can to make sure no one ever wins. Would that make me sound like a more convincing challenger?