How Great is Our God

Conan: What gods do you pray to?
Subotai: I pray to the four winds... and you?
Conan: To Crom... but I seldom pray to him, he doesn't listen.
Subotai: What good is he then? Ah, it's just as I've always said.
Conan: He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, "What is the riddle of steel?" If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!
Subotai: Ah, my god is greater.
Conan: Crom laughs at your four winds. He laughs from his mountain.
Subotai: My god is stronger. He is the everlasting sky! Your god lives underneath him.
 
ToddH said:
Conan: What gods do you pray to?
Subotai: I pray to the four winds... and you?
Conan: To Crom... but I seldom pray to him, he doesn't listen.
Subotai: What good is he then? Ah, it's just as I've always said.
Conan: He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, "What is the riddle of steel?" If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!
Subotai: Ah, my god is greater.
Conan: Crom laughs at your four winds. He laughs from his mountain.
Subotai: My god is stronger. He is the everlasting sky! Your god lives underneath him.
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"My god has a bigger dick than you god."

~ George Carlin ~

Sorry, I couldn't help adding that, it seems to fit the theme. :cool:
 
Robert Prey:

You're jerking us around with this Peter Popoff nonsense, right? I mean, you must know that James Randi busted him years ago, proving, for example, that he was getting instructions from his wife via a mike in his ear, as to who in his audience was suffering from what.
 
Lisa Simpson said:
My god is awesome:

[qimg]http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa25/idiotdogbrain/405px-Thor.jpg[/qimg]

BTW, he has a hammer. Your god was nailed to a cross.
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Thor FTW. Thor set out to crush the frost giants. The christain god set out to crush sinners. I don't see any frost giants, but I see an awful lot of sinners...
 
For me, the OP gives me all the evidence I need - whether it is Poe or not - to completely ignore RP no matter what he is talking about. Ignore, or laugh at. Those are my two self-imposed choices
 
TimCallahan said:
Robert Prey:

You're jerking us around with this Peter Popoff nonsense, right? I mean, you must know that James Randi busted him years ago, proving, for example, that he was getting instructions from his wife via a mike in his ear, as to who in his audience was suffering from what.
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Busted? He looks fairly un-busted to me. Check him out. In the name of Jesus, and his Miracle Water, he passes miracles, cures terminal diseases and makes bank accounts grow by the thousands, even millions. For real. Amazing.
 
Robert Prey said:
Busted? He looks fairly un-busted to me. Check him out. In the name of Jesus, and his Miracle Water, he passes miracles, cures terminal diseases and makes bank accounts grow by the thousands, even millions. For real. Amazing.
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Well, he makes his own bank account grow by the thousands, even millions. Other than that, you didn't manage to get anything right in your post.
 
So he's not doing a poe? He's being for real? Like he really believes the point of his own original post? Wow...
 
Robert Prey said:
Busted? He looks fairly un-busted to me. Check him out. In the name of Jesus, and his Miracle Water, he passes miracles, cures terminal diseases and makes bank accounts grow by the thousands, even millions. For real. Amazing.
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:big: :crazy:

This guy:
:dl:
would have to reproduce n times where n> infinity for him to represent my reaction to this post. :)
 
Robert Prey said:
Busted? He looks fairly un-busted to me. Check him out. In the name of Jesus, and his Miracle Water, he passes miracles, cures terminal diseases and makes bank accounts grow by the thousands, even millions. For real. Amazing.
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Go here for some edification.
 
Robert Prey said:
Busted? He looks fairly un-busted to me. Check him out. In the name of Jesus, and his Miracle Water, he passes miracles, cures terminal diseases and makes bank accounts grow by the thousands, even millions. For real. Amazing.
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Hey psssst . . . I’ve got this really nice second hand vehicle I can let you have for a song. It runs really well purely on beliefs and has been known to cure headaches, cancer, poverty and much, much more! Send your cheque or credit card details to . . .
 
Robert Prey said:
Busted? He looks fairly un-busted to me. Check him out. In the name of Jesus, and his Miracle Water, he passes miracles, cures terminal diseases and makes bank accounts grow by the thousands, even millions. For real. Amazing.
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But he still can't make amputees grow back limbs. Why do God and Peter Popoff hate amputees?
 
I'm sure he's kidding, I mean, c'mon!

Robert Prey said:
How Great is Our God

At first I was suspicious, but then I realized that if this was not for real, this man, the man channeling Jesus, Peter Popoff, would not be allowed on TV. He would be in jail. So it must be for real. Check it out. He's all over cable TV. How Great is Our God.
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Robert Prey said:
Busted? He looks fairly un-busted to me. Check him out. In the name of Jesus, and his Miracle Water, he passes miracles, cures terminal diseases and makes bank accounts grow by the thousands, even millions. For real. Amazing.
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C'mon, you're not even trying. Put a little effort into your posts, and someone might take you seriously. 2/10
 
I think God is utterly awsome, and Jesus too! Which is why I am willing to start the utterly unofficial JesusSaves Investment scheme. Give me all your free cash and I will invest it into stocks and shares chosen randomly from a list of companies that extol christian virtue. If god loves you he will guide me to comapnies that will make you a profit! If not, you wont hear from me again and my POBox address will be closed...




Oh and my advert will be sure to have lots of people telling you this is for real, not fake.
 
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