joesixpack
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Many years back when I was married to a woman who believed in, literally, every conceivable form of alternative medicine, I was cajoled into taking some homeopathic cure for something I had (the flu, I believe). They tasted like what I remember candy cigarettes tasting like. I should have gone ahead and eaten the whole bottle right in front of her then and ended the marriage sooner, but no, I was polite.
Is it just sugar and some sort of binding agent? Or are there some other ingredients? Some flavoring and citric acid would make them taste like Smarties (Canadians, please note, I'm referring to the US version of Smarties, not M&Ms, so keep your candy ethnocentricis, in check please) which could only be an improvement.
(Jesus, it was funny, thinking back on it. She was acting like it was serious medicine. "Just shake two pills out into the cap, you can't touch them because that will reduce their effectiveness. Now toss them into your mouth and let them dissolve under your tongue. Don't chew them! That keeps them from working!" )
Is it just sugar and some sort of binding agent? Or are there some other ingredients? Some flavoring and citric acid would make them taste like Smarties (Canadians, please note, I'm referring to the US version of Smarties, not M&Ms, so keep your candy ethnocentricis, in check please) which could only be an improvement.
(Jesus, it was funny, thinking back on it. She was acting like it was serious medicine. "Just shake two pills out into the cap, you can't touch them because that will reduce their effectiveness. Now toss them into your mouth and let them dissolve under your tongue. Don't chew them! That keeps them from working!" )