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Holy Land's Miracle: the River Jordan Reversed its Flow!

There are a number of rivers in the Savuti/ Linyanti system in Botswana which flow backwards quite regularly. They do this without the input of the supernatural, believe it or not.
 
There are a number of rivers in the Savuti/ Linyanti system in Botswana which flow backwards quite regularly. They do this without the input of the supernatural, believe it or not.
It's interesting. It says that this occurs because the rivers are connected and one of them can undergo flooding, creating a reversal in another:
A Directory of African Wetlands - Page 696
https://books.google.com/books?isbn=2880329493
R. H. Hughes - 1992
After leaving the Linyanti Swamp the Chobe River forms the border with ... if not, if the Zambezi alone is in flood, flow in the Chobe may be temporarily reversed

It would be interesting to know what would be the cause in the case of the Jordan.
 
Consuming holy water!:eye-poppi

Yes you could get all kind of nasty effects from that I imagine. Especially if you drank the stuff that everybody has been dipping their grubby fingers in.

1d8 points of damage vs undead, you gots to like those numbers
 
Consuming holy water!:eye-poppi

Yes you could get all kind of nasty effects from that I imagine. Especially if you drank the stuff that everybody has been dipping their grubby fingers in.

I once had similar paranormal effects caused by gas station sushi.
 
In the Orthodox Church, at the holiday for Jesus' baptism, the priest brings out big vats of water and blesses them and then people take it home in bottles.

There is also a Russian company that sells "holy spring" water instead of regular spring water. In Russia there are certain springs that are considered to be holy and the water is sometimes considered holy.
http://svyatoyistochnik.com/
 
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In the Orthodox Church, at the holiday for Jesus' baptism, the priest brings out big vats of water and blesses them and then people take it home in bottles.

There is also a Russian company that sells "holy spring" water instead of regular spring water. In Russia there are certain springs that are considered to be holy and the water is sometimes considered holy.
http://svyatoyistochnik.com/

and in both cases its just tap water
 
In the Orthodox Church, at the holiday for Jesus' baptism, the priest brings out big vats of water and blesses them and then people take it home in bottles.

There is also a Russian company that sells "holy spring" water instead of regular spring water. In Russia there are certain springs that are considered to be holy and the water is sometimes considered holy.
http://svyatoyistochnik.com/


I wonder what criteria is required to establish the holiness or otherwise of springs? You have to hand it to those clerics, they know how to flog a thing for all it's worth.

I read about a spring in Tasmania, (that is part of Australia), the water from which is about 2000 years old, (that is from the time it went underground), so the water was in the atmosphere at the time Jesus was doing his thing. I wonder if the clerics are going to get onto this one. Could be a good money spinner.
 
and in both cases its just tap water

If you own a spring you don't have to pay the water bill.
You do in Britain.

Svyatoy Istochnik iz Russian kompany.
I don't know what are tax laws on springs in Russia, but I think probably it is cheaper for them to own the source than to pay for the tap water from someone else.
 
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Has God lost his touch when performing miracles these days or is he just getting lazy? Let's see some of cool nonsense from when he was in his prime!!
 
Orthodox Church? Pfaw! I blow my nose on your piteous Orthodox Crutch!

I was raised in the UNORTHODOX CHURCH! Our priests were all slutty young women & other types of girls! They heard our confessions in their boudoirs! Oh the penances they gave us! (I still walk funny, and I'm proud!) On holy days (3 a week, as I recall) they put out vats of decidedly unholy wine, & you'd better take Communion, buddy!

I was very pious.
 

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