Holy Cheese Sandwich !!

[Tompet]

Virgin Mary

 

[LostAngeles]

Honestly, it looks like the girl in the Les Mis posters to me.

 

[Goshawk]

...looks like Bette Davis to me, actually.

 

[The Mighty Thor]

Greta Garbo.

 

[c4ts]

Looks like the face of a curly haired toddler. Or Quazimodo throwing up.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

This is the fourth thread on the cheese sammich. And we have already declared it is Clara Bow.

 

[Nex]

Omigawd. It got up to over $20,000 before they pulled it off?

I am SO in the wrong business. I need to get rid of my morals and start hocking Miracle Mary Sammichesâ„¢.

 

[Nex]

It's back up for auction again.

 

[rppa]

It's back up for auction again.

And somebody has bid $100 M for it. I heard there are eBay vigilantes who do this when they want to close down an auction they think is fraudulent.

So what do we think this is? A little fast work with the butter knife after a slice of bread got blackened?

 

[Lisa Simpson]

So what do we think this is?

Coincidence.

Wishful thinking.

 

[LostAngeles]

Coincidence.

Wishful thinking.

A sammich.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

A sammich.

A 10 year old sammich at that. Yech.

 

[Jeff Corey]

Omigawd. It got up to over $20,000 before they pulled it off?

I am SO in the wrong business. I need to get rid of my morals and start hocking Miracle Mary Sammichesâ„¢.

Think big!
With a George Forman Grill and appropriate inserts, you could produce a whole line of Sacred Products TM. Baby Jeebus and Ma. Moses, as played by Mel Brooks. Cherubim and seraphim. Rev. Dr. Billy Joe Hargus handling a snake or two. FirstinChrist disembowelling an unbeliever.
The possibilities are endless.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Think big!
With a George Forman Grill and appropriate inserts, you could produce a whole line of Sacred Products TM. Baby Jeebus and Ma. Moses, as played by Mel Brooks. Cherubim and seraphim. Rev. Dr. Billy Joe Hargus handling a snake or two. FirstinChrist disembowelling an unbeliever.
The possibilities are endless.

ELVIS!!! How could you forget Elvis?

 

[c4ts]

Or Tesla, the patron saint of Woo.

 

[wipeout]

I heard that there's a real shop called "Cheeses of Nazareth".

 

[c4ts]

Does Nazareth still exist? I want to go to a supermarket there and buy some Cheeze Its. Then I could have Cheeze Its of Nazareth.

 

[Flaherty]

mmmm....Mary meat...

 

[Nex]

Think big!
...
FirstinChrist disembowelling an unbeliever.
The possibilities are endless.

Oooh ooh! And then the disbeliever gets born again, and faith healed, and then becomes a Wiccan or something, and then it starts all over again... every 20 minutes.

I could prolly get $50 a ticket. Make the auditorium seat at least 1,500. Do 5 to 10 shows a day...

Yep. Why am I in college again?


*edited to add*

This post reminds me of the tent revival just outside of town this summer. Egads...

 

[Questioninggeller]

Good News it's back on eBay so you can purchase it with your hard earned money. Ebay review it and decided it wasn't a "joke."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=1&u=/ap/cheese_sandwich_ebay