Holy Cheese Sandwich !!

[Dr Adequate]

I'm a bit doubtful about the beard.

Oh, hold on, miracles don't have to make sense, do they?

 

[Operaider]

I have some mashed potatoes that look like Rosie Odonnell.

It's been sitting in my fridge for a while.

The longer it sits, the more it looks like Operah with a beard.

I can be convinced to part with it for the low low price of $1,750.00

any takers?

 

[Ashles]

Humanity: God please show yourself! Show us a miracle! Give us some proof that we may know you exist!
God: No. Proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing.
Humanity: Go on. Pleeeeeeeeease!
God: Oh okay. Here's the Virgin Mary on a cheese sandwich. Proof enough?
Humanity: Um no not really.
God: Tch, there's no pleasing some species.

 

[Temporal Renegade]

I think this says it best....