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Holy Cheese Sandwich !!

Looks like the face of a curly haired toddler. Or Quazimodo throwing up.
 
Omigawd. It got up to over $20,000 before they pulled it off?

I am SO in the wrong business. I need to get rid of my morals and start hocking Miracle Mary Sammichesâ„¢.
 
Nex said:
It's back up for auction again.
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And somebody has bid $100 M for it. I heard there are eBay vigilantes who do this when they want to close down an auction they think is fraudulent.

So what do we think this is? A little fast work with the butter knife after a slice of bread got blackened?
 
Nex said:
Omigawd. It got up to over $20,000 before they pulled it off?

I am SO in the wrong business. I need to get rid of my morals and start hocking Miracle Mary Sammichesâ„¢.
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Think big!
With a George Forman Grill and appropriate inserts, you could produce a whole line of Sacred Products TM. Baby Jeebus and Ma. Moses, as played by Mel Brooks. Cherubim and seraphim. Rev. Dr. Billy Joe Hargus handling a snake or two. FirstinChrist disembowelling an unbeliever.
The possibilities are endless.
 
Jeff Corey said:
Think big!
With a George Forman Grill and appropriate inserts, you could produce a whole line of Sacred Products TM. Baby Jeebus and Ma. Moses, as played by Mel Brooks. Cherubim and seraphim. Rev. Dr. Billy Joe Hargus handling a snake or two. FirstinChrist disembowelling an unbeliever.
The possibilities are endless.
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ELVIS!!! How could you forget Elvis?
 
Does Nazareth still exist? I want to go to a supermarket there and buy some Cheeze Its. Then I could have Cheeze Its of Nazareth.
 
Jeff Corey said:
Think big!
...
FirstinChrist disembowelling an unbeliever.
The possibilities are endless.
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Oooh ooh! And then the disbeliever gets born again, and faith healed, and then becomes a Wiccan or something, and then it starts all over again... every 20 minutes.

I could prolly get $50 a ticket. Make the auditorium seat at least 1,500. Do 5 to 10 shows a day...

Yep. Why am I in college again? :D


*edited to add*

This post reminds me of the tent revival just outside of town this summer. Egads...
 
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