HeadOn - Apply directly to your forehead!

I am waiting for the follow on product:

Ass On. Apply directly to the ass!
Ass On. Apply directly to the ass!
Ass On. Apply directly to the ass!

With no claim that it will relieve you from a pain in the ass.

IXP

It's so funny that you should bring this up. I was just thinking about another annoying ad. It's for FreedHEM hemorrhoidal cream.

FreedHEM, the only one-application hemorrhoidal cream
FreedHEM, the only one-application hemorrhoidal cream
FreedHEM, the only one-application hemorrhoidal cream

Annoying as hell, but I fear effective nonetheless.
 
Just saw this commercial for the first time today. It was a Weather Channel featured sponsor!
 
TWC puts any old garbage on for adverts. I wasn't surprised to see (but not hear; what use is the sound?) this one.

HeadOn -- directly into a brick wall!
HeadOn -- directly into a brick wall!
HeadOn -- directly into a brick wall!
 
After seeing the commerical at the end of Jeopardy a bunch, I never ever want to be reminded of it again.

Why am I not surprised it's a load of crap.
 
Whilst Googling "Head-On" migraine relief, I came across several websites detailing how one of Head-On's active ingredients is quite harmful. According to drugstore.com, Head-on includes 6X potassium dichromate. How much potassium dichromate is in this stuff and how much would be a harmful dose? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
 
It appears Charo is desperate for work.

Head On! Coochi Coochi Coochi
Head On! Coochi Coochi Coochi
Head On! Coochi Coochi Coochi
Apply to forehead!
 
It appears Charo is desperate for work.
Oh, come on. Considering the big part for her in the next "Star Wars" movie, how could she need yet more work?

charo_charo_binks.jpg
 
Guys, have you seen Charo's body? I mean, sure she has a nose-job nose, but goddamn, have you seen her body? Holy crap.

That and she plays a mean guitar.
 
The NBC Nightly News did a story about this product tonight. I was hoping that maybe they'd expose this for the homeopathic nonsense that it is. But of course they didn't. All they did was talk about the clever ad campaign. Not one word about the product's efficacy.

Steve S.
 
The commercial is the absolute opposite of subliminal advertising! Amazing.

Ask anyone what product you apply " directly to the forhead " and everyone will know the answer!
 
The NBC Nightly News did a story about this product tonight. I was hoping that maybe they'd expose this for the homeopathic nonsense that it is. But of course they didn't. All they did was talk about the clever ad campaign. Not one word about the product's efficacy.

Steve S.

They thought it was clever???? When I finally saw it (I don't watch that much tv) it just made my brain hurt. If I actually had to listen to it more than once i think I would put my foot through the screen.
 

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