I am waiting for the follow on product:
Ass On. Apply directly to the ass!
Ass On. Apply directly to the ass!
Ass On. Apply directly to the ass!
With no claim that it will relieve you from a pain in the ass.
IXP
It's so funny that you should bring this up. I was just thinking about another annoying ad. It's for FreedHEM hemorrhoidal cream.
FreedHEM, the only one-application hemorrhoidal cream
FreedHEM, the only one-application hemorrhoidal cream
FreedHEM, the only one-application hemorrhoidal cream
Annoying as hell, but I fear effective nonetheless.