Deperate Darat!
A million dollars to simply do what you can do is "humiliation"? And never mind the JREF's challenge there are many more you could take.
It seems so selfish that even if you don't want the million dollars for yourself that you aren't willing to spend a few hours so that you could donate it to say a charity that helps terminally ill children in the last few months of lives.
Cripes, you are desperate, ....if the the money doesn't work try crude emotional blackmail ... "terminally ill children"... hee hee .... classic! ... worse than the Jehovah's Witnesses - one foot in the door and, before you know it, they're in your living room trying to convert you!
Darat, I saw this thread, ticked my box and shared a minor little experience I had many years ago when I explored Remote Viewing as a personal hobby for my own personal interest, which convinced me that humans are probably capable of more than they are normally given credit for by modern, mad, work ethic brainsters. I naively forgot that there would likely be hungry, famished "debunker" vultures waiting in the wings, apparently suffering from a prolonged "psychic" drought and rather overeager to devour my fresh new "psychic" flesh!
No wonder no-one wants to take your tests, you creepy freaks!
I have never had desire to submit myself to JREF's dubious mercies anymore than I want go on Reality TV to seek my fortune. I'm not short of cash and don't consider myself a "psychic". Mostly I find "debunkers" to be quite unpleasantly aggressive, rude, arrogant and, quite often, scarily obsessed and easily as insane as those they long to debunk! I do not seek to represent the James Randi Foundation food source or act as a sacrificial victim for obsessive "debunker" cranks! Why does the "paranormal" concern you so much that you so quickly need to appropriate the services of terminally ill children to feed your conviction that it's all bunk? Does it threaten something?
As far as I'm concerned most of existence is a complete mystery to humans in the same way that the internal combustion engine is a mystery to dogs.
However, that said, you are welcome to send me your home testing kit. I am curious and sure I'd fail but would do it anyway as long as there is a clause that guarantees no "debunker" harassment and no publicity, especially in the event of me miraculously winning all that lovely lucre! Promise me I will never have to go anywhere near James Randi or similar wierdoes lurking in the shadows.
I'll do it for the poor little mutant victims of the Depleted Uranium oil terrorists. BRING IT ON!