Harry Potter, Book 8 title candidates?

[RossFW]

Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Casting


'Cause they'd already cast the role and put Her in a couple of Movies before JK decided Ginny was supposed to be hot...

Leading to:-

Harry Potter and the Best Friends Wife...

 

[Father Dagon]

1.Harry Potter on a Treasure Island
2.Harry Potter Goes Adventuring Again
3.Harry Potter Runs Away Together
4.Harry Potter Goes to Smuggler's Top
5.Harry Potter Goes Off in a Caravan
6.Harry Potter on Kirrin Island Again
7.Harry Potter Goes Off to Camp
8.Harry Potter Gets Into Trouble
9.Harry Potter Falls Into Adventure
10.Harry Potter on a Hike Together
11.Harry Potter Has a Wonderful Time
12.Harry Potter Goes Down To The Sea
13.Harry Potter Goes To Mystery Moor
14.Harry Potter Has Plenty Of Fun
15.Harry Potter on a Secret Trail
16.Harry Potter Goes to Billycock Hill
17.Harry Potter Gets Into a Fix
18.Harry Potter on Finniston Farm
19.Harry Potter Goes to Demon's Rocks
20.Harry Potter Has a Mystery To Solve
21.Harry Potter Are Together Again

WAT?

Harry Potter meets a lovely young man in the loo.

Harry Potter and The Prisoner of The Vice Squad

Harry Potter and the Late-night Re-runs

 

[Aitch]

WAT?

He's just taken a load of Famous Five titles (Enid Blyton) and replaced Five with Harry Potter.

 

[Father Dagon]

He's just taken a load of Famous Five titles (Enid Blyton) and replaced Five with Harry Potter.

Ah. I thought Mr Potter went multiple personalities disorder.

 

[patchbunny]

That must have been the American title for Harry Potter and the Doctor from Gallifrey.

I hate it when books change titles when they cross the pond.

 

[Damien Evans]

Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Casting


'Cause they'd already cast the role and put Her in a couple of Movies before JK decided Ginny was supposed to be hot...

Leading to:-

Harry Potter and the Best Friends Wife...

In what way is Bonnie Wright not hot?

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

She was a gawky young girl, but she's cleaned up nicely.

 

[Blue Mountain]

Harry Potter and the Unexpected Baby

Harry Potter and the Hirsute Ceramicist

 

[Zax63]

Harry Potter and the Death Eater Denial Movement - Horcruxes or Hoaxcruxes?

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Harry Potter and the Lone Gunman Theory.

 

[a_unique_person]

Harry Potter becomes a Scientologist.
Harry Potter has a prolapse.
Harry Potter wonders if he will have lamb or chicken for dinner.
Harry Potter appears on UFC.
Harry Potter puts on weight and buys a Harley.

 

[Marduk]

Harry Potter - more boring crap

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Harry Potter and the Threat of a 9th Book. (FTW)

 

[Myriad]

Harry Potter and the Dumbledore Code

(It practically writes itself.)

Respectfully,
Myriad

 

[kookbreaker]

Harry Potter and the well-armed muggles who had enough
Harry Potter and the Anti-Wizardry Acts of 2001
Harry Potter and the Prisoners of Wandsworth
Harry Potter and the Burning of the Wizard World
Luna Lovegood and how she survived

 

[TragicMonkey]

The Harry Potter Cookbook
The Harry Potter Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders
The Harry Potter Big Book of Icthyological Fun and Factoids
The Harry Potter Kama Sutra
The Harry Potter Unauthorized Biography (by Kitty Kelly)

 

[RossFW]

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In what way is Bonnie Wright not hot?

In Profile.....

 

[Cactus Wren]

Harry Potter and the Results of Hogwarts not Having a Sex-Ed Class or, How I Came to Loathe Sex, by Ginny Weasley

It's been done.

 

[figarot]

Fear and Loathing in Harry Potter
Harry Potter and the Mask of Nostradamus

 

[ZirconBlue]

Harry Potter and the Half-Assed Cash-Grab