Harry Potter, Book 8 title candidates?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Mine first:

Harry Potter and the SAT.

Harry Potter and Draft Board.

Harry Potter and the Lost Weekend in Bangkok.

 

[Crossbow]

Well, Billy the Kid vs. Dracula was pretty cool, so how does

Harry the Potter vs. Dracula sound?

 

[boooeee]

Harry Potter and His Unresponsive Wand

 

[Cleon]

Harry Potter and the Receding Hairline
Harry Potter and the Little Blue Pill
Harry Potter and the Revenge of Lactose
Harry Potter and the Nursing Home of Azkaban

 

[Didaktylos]

Harry Potter and the Quest for More Money

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Ginger Offspring.

 

[Madalch]

Harry Potter and the Skeptical Muggle

 

[Fnord]

Harry Potter and the Closet of Shame

 

[Zax63]

Harry Potter and the Office of Unemployment

 

[Fnord]

Harry Potter and the Queen of Discipline

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Harry Potter and The Road to Rehab.

 

[Fnord]

Harry Potter and the Cubicle Wars

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Harry Potter and the Minoxidil R_x

 

[TraneWreck]

Harry Potter and the 900 Pages of Rehashed Ideas
Harry Potter and the Divorce Trial
Harry Potter and the Battle Against That WHich Cannot Be Named (Infertility)
Harry Potter and the Results of Hogwarts not Having a Sex-Ed Class or, How I Came to Loathe Sex, by Ginny Weasley

 

[Fnord]

Harry Potter and the Neighborhood Commission

 

[Fnord]

Harry Potter and the Deluge of Fantasy Tropes

 

[DallasDad]

Harry Potter and the Mandated Reporter

 

[Dorian Gray]

Harry Potter and the Holy Grail

 

[TraneWreck]

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Drug Binge Resulting From Childhood Celebrity

Followed by the obvious Book 9: Harry Potter and the Prostitute He Swore Was a Woman

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of ASBO.