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Happy Funtime FMOTL Adventure... (HELP REQUIRED)

When pressed for proof FMOTLs often repeat up their “due diligence” mantra and admonish the questioner to "do the research" and find the proof of the claim they only asked about.
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Do your own research = "I don't have a clue myself and the only source I have is a freeman website"
 
Freeman Menard, Oh Ye Of Little Reply, where are the fees you owe me?
 
Update time... since last we spoke I've received the dreaded "Estoppel by Acquiescence". Yes, that's right : there's been no response to the inane gibberish sent in, nor has anyone sent back his super-soaking wet-ink scrawl on something within some arbitrary deadline he plucked out of thin air, so his debt is, somehow, magically gone. Of course, estoppel by acquiescence would mean that the original request and subsequently imposed deadline would have had to be based on clearly established facts or legal principle ; "I can write something on my bill and turn it into a cheque" is neither of the above.

According to my FMOTL, instead of me, my employer should be sending someone to court who is versed in non-negotiable instruments. I think he genuinely thinks it's going to get to the stage where he is going to get to do some heroic cross-examination and questioning, rather than being put firmly in his place. Does anyone want to tell me what he's going to be getting very very wrong next? (I presume this whole "non-negotiable instrument" thing is tied in with his A4V/remittance scam.)

The court hearing is certainly not for a while yet, but I know a few things about the impending hearing that he does not. I'm not going to reveal anything until it's all over and done with, but it ought to be amusing.
 
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This FMOTL stuff always reminds me of Wile E. Coyote repeatedly stepping off a cliff.
 
WhenDanSaysJump said:
Update time... since last we spoke I've received the dreaded "Estoppel by Acquiescence". Yes, that's right : there's been no response to the inane gibberish sent in, nor has anyone sent back his super-soaking wet-ink scrawl on something within some arbitrary deadline he plucked out of thin air, so his debt is, somehow, magically gone.
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It strikes me that every Freeman encounter -- even the parts THEY like to talk about -- would go exactly the same way if they said "Squirrel bladder melon phone-call" instead of their own particular magic words.
 
nomuse said:
It strikes me that every Freeman encounter -- even the parts THEY like to talk about -- would go exactly the same way if they said "Squirrel bladder melon phone-call" instead of their own particular magic words.
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You've uttered the magic phrase. You wish is my command. How may I serve you?
 
nomuse said:
It strikes me that every Freeman encounter -- even the parts THEY like to talk about -- would go exactly the same way if they said "Squirrel bladder melon phone-call" instead of their own particular magic words.
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Close but I believe the preferred usage is; "Admiralty squirrel bladder melon phone-call of the land"
 
Robrob said:
Close but I believe the preferred usage is; "Admiralty squirrel bladder melon phone-call of the land"
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You are making the mistake of enclosing within speech marks.

This renders the phrase only applicable to the second person of the third party non sequentially grape nut spiggoted by lawful declaration of escoria non plunam dare diddums, it's a common error but as we know the devil is in the detail....

.....obviously I don't need to remind anyone that all the above becomes null and void on the second Thursday after Michaelmass provided you haven't eaten of the Fruit of the Jabba tree.
 
Karate snow machine chop set.

I’m chopping all of my action, and mostly power.
 
In a stunning turn of events, my FMOTL was unsuccessful in persuading the court that down is up.

I will be reporting in greater detail on today's action later.
 
WhenDanSaysJump said:
In a stunning turn of events, my FMOTL was unsuccessful in persuading the court that down is up.

I will be reporting in greater detail on today's action later.
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Now is usually the time when his fellow FOTL-Wafflers would say "Ah, but he would have won if it were not for one simple mistake he made....."
 
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