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H.a.a.r.p

At last. Some proper scientifical input to this silly thread.

Let the edumicating begin.


@ Nosi.

This is srs bsns. No more yolking around, or the eggstraterrestrials will think all of our brains are scrambled.
 
This tread does contain some rather hard boiled types, and at least one who is a bit runny.
 
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In case the wiki quotes were a bit too technical:

The earth is not a fat bottomed girl (bottom heavy like an egg), the earth is a middle-aged man with a slight beer belly (center heavy like an oblate spheroid). The earth still makes the rockin' world go round, Freddie Mercury being a bit more open in taste than initially thought ;)
 
Another question i'd like to put out there is, does anyone here work or have anything to do with HAARP? and of course again, who is the the Government or Military. I think there is 1 guy who works in the Govt but wont say and another who already said 'Govt rules, cant talk about it'(if he was serious or joking).

Im trying not to be rude here but an opinion based on experience would be far more greater then anything else said in this thread so far, including my speculations. Given they are truthful.
 
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Stray Cat said:
NASA lied to us for all those years!

[qimg]http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/ThePsychoClown/Earth-Egg.jpg[/qimg]

I'll bet there's alien bases on the far side of the moon too! :mad:
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The hollow Earth guys were right!
Now I must get myself a Straight Rodeo blimp and go find a hot semi-naked princess!

Come on, hot barely dressed chicks and dinosaurs! What on Eatrh can possibly beat this? This thread is a world-class mine for B-movie scripts!

"Lesbian Princesses from the Core of the Earth"
"Lesbian Mistresses from the Inner World"
"Savage Lesbians from Pellucidar"
"Lesbian Riders of Pterodactyls"
"Gay Rodeo Aliens from Outer Space Vs. Savage Lesbians from the Inner Earth"
Male actors needed to play Mahars' dinners and lunches.

Stray Cat, since you exposed one of HAARP uses (mask the polar openings to the Inner World", you'll receive a visit from one of our MIBs..
 
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rorylee said:
Im trying not to be rude here but an opinion based on experience would be far more greater then anything else said in this thread so far, including my speculations. Given they are truthful.
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An opinion on what? See, before getting answers, you need to ask questions.
 
Correa Neto said:
Stray Cat, since you exposed one of HAARP uses (mask the polar openings to the Inner World", you'll receive a visit from one of our MIBs..
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It's more sinister than masking the polar openings. I fear that because HAARP uses microwaves, it is being used to heat up the yolk.
Just a few seconds too much and it's a hard boiled egg for all of us. If this happens, the US military will not be able to invade the eggy goodness because their soldiers won't be able to dip into the Earth's core.

But I guess them MiBs have a free range to do whatever they want... after all you can't make an omlette without breaking eggs.
 
rorylee said:
Another question i'd like to put out there is, does anyone here work or have anything to do with HAARP?
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That's two questions. I know the big numbers can be hard, but you really should make an effort to master them.


rorylee said:
and of course again, who is the the Government or Military.
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The Government is the people in that old building on the corner of George and Alice Streets.

The Military is the people out at Enoggera with all the guns and stuff.


rorylee said:
I think there is 1 guy who works in the Govt but wont say and another who already said 'Govt rules, cant talk about it'(if he was serious or joking).
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I think you'll find that there's more than two guys. It's a fairly big building.


rorylee said:
Im trying not to be rude here but an opinion based on experience would be far more greater then anything else said in this thread so far, including my speculations.
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Try moar harder.

In any case, an opinion based on the latest article in Squid Fishing Monthly would be far more greater then your speculations.

At least it would be in English.


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Given they are truthful.
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What on Earth would lead you to believe that this would be a given?
 
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What on Earth would lead you to believe that this would be a given?
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It sounds related to the truther idea that a subpoena would make conspirators break down and confess.
 
rorylee said:
Yes of course.. but having a Official HAARP employer post in a HAARP related thread is something else.
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The official, and only, HAARP employers are the US Air Force, the US Navy, the University of Alaska and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA).

I don't think they post here.


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huh what who where?
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Yup. Words. Everyone. Straight over your head.
 
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Akhenaten said:
The official, and only, HAARP employers are the US Air Force, the US Navy, the University of Alaska and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA).

I don't think they post here.
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http://www.haarp.alaska.edu/haarp/moreinfo.html

The Haarp homepage indicate that they would be willing to answer questions.

Of course, without a subpoena, they might just lie about the earthquakes.
 
This Country is still in the throes of the largest Eggo shortage in recorded history.
Coincidence? I think not.
 
Not to sure if it has anything relevance since there is no evidence but i thought i'd mention it, just for the sake of doing it.

The Chile Earthquake which was huge and devastating, over 1.5 billion homes affected and over 500 hundred thousand not livable with a dead count of 230*. Ive heard 3 different magnitudes of 8.5, 8.8 and 9.3. With a tsunami going to hit the east side of Australia, Japan etc. QLD's most famous beach Surfers Paradise was emptied for the first time in history.

"Advice from the bureau is that there is the possibility of dangerous waves, strong ocean currents and foreshore flooding for several hours tomorrow morning," Acting Deputy Chief Officer Wayne Coutts said.

"No evacuations are necessary however we are asking people to avoid their coastal areas.

"Please do not be tempted by curiosity and consider safety first"
Source - Gold Coast.com

Tsunami threatens Australia, New Zealand, Hawaii, Pacific Rim

* 8.8 magnitude earthquake hits Chile
* Triggers tsunami alert for Pacific
* People warned to stay away from beaches
Source - News.com.au
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Coincidence? or a aftershock/wave from a devastating earthquake? *hint hint*
 
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rorylee said:
Not to sure if it has anything relevance since there is no evidence but i thought i'd mention it, just for the sake of doing it.
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What are you talking about?


rorylee said:
The Chile Earthquake which was huge and devastating, over 1.5 billion homes . . .
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Where did you come by this ridiculous number?


rorylee said:
. . . affected and over 500 hundred thousand not livable with a dead count of 230*. Ive heard 3 different magnitudes of 8.5, 8.8 and 9.3.
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Cite?


rorylee said:
With a tsunami going to hit the east side of Australia, Japan etc. QLD's most famous beach Surfers Paradise was emptied for the first time in history.
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When exactly do you think this going to happen?


rorylee said:
Coincidence? or a aftershock/wave from a devastating earthquake?
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The tsunami is direct result of the earthquake. What coiincidence?
 
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