• Quick note - the problem with Youtube videos not embedding on the forum appears to have been fixed, thanks to ZiprHead. If you do still see problems let me know.

Glenn Beck Rape Coverup

This might work better i it was 110% clear that it was satire, like accuse him of being a werewolf or something. Why won't he drink colloidal silver while being filmed on national TV? Doing that would clear everything up.
 
Hmmmm...

Jim Henson Died in 1990.

Beck sounds an awful lot like Kermit the Frog and looks like Fozzie Bear.

COINCIDENCE!!??
 
How do we even know that Glenn Beck actually exists at all?
 
applecorped said:
Two wrongs make a satire?
Click to expand...

Actually, yes. When someone makes absurd allegations, making the very same absurd allegations about him -- thus emphasizing their absurdity -- IS satire.

Not a particularly good satire, perhaps, but obviously satire (as opposed to a seriously-intended accusation) nonetheless.
 
Surely if this wasn't true, all Beck would have to do is come forward and deny that he had anything to do with it. Why hasn't he done this yet? Why is he hiding behind a wall of lawyers?
 
Praktik said:
And is accusing him of raping and killing a girl any worse than him hinting that FEMA concentration camps were being set up for Republican detainees.
Click to expand...


Did Beck really do this? I've seen videos of him stating there are no verifiable FEMA concentration camps. He was pretty clear on this and he was doing so in response to that other all-around great guy Alex Jones.

I'm not defending the guy, but when did he say this?
 
Last edited:
scott.in.taiwan said:
Did Beck really do this? I've seen videos of him stating there are no verifiable FEMA concentration camps. He was pretty clear on this and he was doing so in response to that other all-around great guy Alex Jones.

I'm not defending the guy, but when did he say this?
Click to expand...

He later recanted, look I compiled a lot on another board I will direct you there.
 
Whiplash said:
Ultimately, this will end up being nothing but a big high five, backslapping moment for the lefties who think this is so clever. But achievs zilch
Click to expand...

No no, it achieves a smile and some laughs and brings me closer to my Socialist friends here in Socialist Toronto.

I've been digitally high fiving this to a lot of my buddies and the hilarity is much appreciated.

Maybe its a generational thing.
 
AWPrime said:
How can be be sure, that this is the truth? ;)
Click to expand...

We can't, not conclusively, but Mr. Beck could put the matter to rest himself. He has not done so as of now. I also have no reason to believe that he put himself through college (or part thereof) by giving cheap BJs at truckstops; it's somewhat puzzling that he hasn't denied this, but I have no reason to believe that.
 
beckrapesgraph.jpg
 
tuc0 said:
I heard it was in 1993, not 1990. I may be wrong but I think he should clear that up.
Click to expand...

Does it matter if I have never seen him,not even on TV?(Or interwebz)

Glenn beck does not exist,so how could he rape them!!!

:D

(I know that such allegiations(even for parody) are very thin ice,but with carefull guidance it won¨t backfire or cause other problems)

Anyway this has level similar to Czech Soda... (It was bit much even for us)
 
Praktik said:
And is accusing him of raping and killing a girl any worse than him hinting that FEMA concentration camps were being set up for Republican detainees or that Obama is a Nazi-in-sheep's clothing who's going to turn America into a Nazi state?

I mean, given the choice between a tyrant and concentration camps and a child murderer, I'd pick the child murderer any day. At least he has less victims.
Click to expand...

I hadn't heard about the murder!!!

Why cant Glen Beck just provide the evidence that he didn't commit these horrible rapes and murders and arsons?
 
Klimax said:
Does it matter if I have never seen him,not even on TV?(Or interwebz)

Glenn beck does not exist,so how could he rape them!!!

:D

(I know that such allegiations(even for parody) are very thin ice,but with carefull guidance it won¨t backfire or cause other problems)

Anyway this has level similar to Czech Soda... (It was bit much even for us)
Click to expand...

I know him from some Daily Show episodes and a couple of youtube clips. I realize that's hardly conclusive or objective, but to me he's such a disgusting faux-sincere folksy dishonest journalist impersonator douchebag :rule10 that the mere sight of his stupid face just gets my blood boiling. I also heard he did some very bad things in 1990 and that's enough for me to wish him only the worst.
 
This is gross.

I understand I'm in the minority. And I have no love for Glenn Beck. But in my opinion, spreading lies to push your own agenda makes you the same monster you accuse Beck of being.

Give him enough rope and he'll hang himself. Don't stoop to his level.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Back
Top Bottom