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Give it a rest, Fred!

No, we're going to demand that all his followers understand the feelings of betrayal and frustration that the families, at the funerals they've protested, feel.
 
Chris O. said:
No, we're going to demand that all his followers understand the feelings of betrayal and frustration that the families, at the funerals they've protested, feel.
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I've mentioned this before, but....

My son, Chris, was coming home from rugby practice one day, and the Phelpsies were out in force in Ellensburg, WA. One of them jumped in front of his car, waving a "GOD HATES FAGS" sign in front of him.

Chris gunned the engine. The Phelpsies split.

I don't recall the actual incident, but I believe it was during a serviceman's funeral. And my oldest son, James, was in the Gulf at the time.

I'm personally not going to waste my time protesting. I'm going to bring a tank truck filled with urine and manure, and I'm going to hook up a trash pump to the outlet. From there, I'm going to spray the church, it's parking lot, and the Phelpsies with that sludge, because that's exactly what Fred Phelps and his band of hateful cowards have been doing to military families and gays for years.
 
Roadtoad said:
I'm personally not going to waste my time protesting. I'm going to bring a tank truck filled with urine and manure, and I'm going to hook up a trash pump to the outlet. From there, I'm going to spray the church, it's parking lot, and the Phelpsies with that sludge, because that's exactly what Fred Phelps and his band of hateful cowards have been doing to military families and gays for years.
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If, for any reason, I can't be there to witness, please, oh please, have video - from several angles if possible.

The day ole' snarly Phelps dies, I will be having the biggest celebration since one of my friend's birthdays involved male strippers and $1000 bottles of wine and champaign and, of course, an orgy afterwards. You must have an orgy as a proper send off for the b^st^rd!
 
Why does this guy get so much press? He's just a pathetic nutjob, although a very harmful one.

I know a sort of blended polyamorous family in Kansas, and I like to think they cancel him out to some extent.
 
TragicMonkey said:
I really wish I hadn't read that.

It made me wonder why his wife didn't murder him years ago. It would have been so easy to smother him during the aftermath of one of his binges. And the world be a better place if she had.
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No argument there. He's a vile waste of flesh.
 
I think there wil lbe a long line of people waiting to able to p.... on his grave - I recall a few peolpe anouncing they were looking forward to this.

I do think I could come up with nastier ideas still, though ...

Rasmus.
 
Thing is, you don't want to come off nastier and slimier than Fred Phelps - which, as it may be, would be very difficult to accomplish. The retribution should be dignified but make the point clear. On the other hand, making every person at his funeral painfully feel what he has imparted to so many others would at least fulfill the second criteria.

I'm thinking that absconding his body and tying it to a fence in a pasture for the scavengers to pick at would be poetic justice without vigilantism (that is as compared to doing it while he's still wheezing..er..breathing).
 
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kuroyume0161 said:
Thing is, you don't want to come off nastier and slimier than Fred Phelps - which, as it may be, would be very difficult to accomplish.
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I have absolutely no idea how one could out-do him, really.

The retribution should be dignified but make the point clear. On the other hand, making every person at his funeral painfully feel what he has imparted to so many others would at least fulfill the second criteria.
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I guess there would be enough dignitiy even if his own funeral should be picketed.

I'm thinking that absconding his body and tying it to a fence in a pasture for the scavengers to pick at would be poetic justice without vigilantism (that is as compared to doing it while he's still wheezing..er..breathing).
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I seem to recall that some time ago he was used as the subject of a charity fund raiser, where people promised to donate a certain amount of money for evevery hour or day or something that he would be out to picket some event.

Would it stil lbe dignified to donate a dollar, or jsut a few cents even, for every day that he stays alive and to make sure those funds go to a cause that he loathes?

Rasmus.
 
kuroyume0161 said:
Thing is, you don't want to come off nastier and slimier than Fred Phelps - which, as it may be, would be very difficult to accomplish. The retribution should be dignified but make the point clear. On the other hand, making every person at his funeral painfully feel what he has imparted to so many others would at least fulfill the second criteria.

I'm thinking that absconding his body and tying it to a fence in a pasture for the scavengers to pick at would be poetic justice without vigilantism (that is as compared to doing it while he's still wheezing..er..breathing).
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Sorry. I think of Matthew Shepherd, crucified on a barbed wire fence for nothing more than doing what any other kid would be doing on a Saturday night, and I'm reminded of what that f***head Phelps said about God being happy that Shepherd is dead.

I'd rather see him end his life as Buzzard Chow. Sorry.
 
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