Carrot Flower King
Janitor of Lunacy
Well, colour me surprised!
The proposed mega-gazillion pound, umpty thousand job, giga-mega-maha battery factory at Cambois will not at all be going ahead, but there might be a computer data centre, which will not bring in anything like the money or the jobs.
Never mind, Northumberland County Council remain absolutely convinced that this proposal will actually work, honest guv, 'cos they are just so good at spotting chancers (seriously, they are utter rubbish at spotting chancers - the stories are legion across the years. All you need to do is say "Jobs! Jobs Jobs!" and NCC fall over and say "Which way do you want us?").
In other local news, The Everso Fragrant Duchess of Northumberland has stepped down as Lord Lieutenant of Northumberland to spend more time coming up with cost-over-run tourist schemes which will be cross-subsidised from Northumberland Estate rents or making TV programmes about said schemes or whatever it is that hereditary billionaires do that they call work.
The proposed mega-gazillion pound, umpty thousand job, giga-mega-maha battery factory at Cambois will not at all be going ahead, but there might be a computer data centre, which will not bring in anything like the money or the jobs.
Never mind, Northumberland County Council remain absolutely convinced that this proposal will actually work, honest guv, 'cos they are just so good at spotting chancers (seriously, they are utter rubbish at spotting chancers - the stories are legion across the years. All you need to do is say "Jobs! Jobs Jobs!" and NCC fall over and say "Which way do you want us?").
In other local news, The Everso Fragrant Duchess of Northumberland has stepped down as Lord Lieutenant of Northumberland to spend more time coming up with cost-over-run tourist schemes which will be cross-subsidised from Northumberland Estate rents or making TV programmes about said schemes or whatever it is that hereditary billionaires do that they call work.