Merged Former Forumite Running For Congress

[Mark6]

I really don't care if he's a child molester, as long as he's a nuclear mutant. I'll vote for the nuclear mutant every time. Especially if they support the development of Orbital Death Ray technology. Because that's good for jobs.

I suggest you read his space policy statement. Not exactly Orbital Death Ray technology, but still pretty cool.

 

[Sideroxylon]

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Those are pretty awesome. I am sure they are a winner at TAM.

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

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Ditto Sider's comment. That's awesome.

 

[WildCat]

You can't look at that shirt and not laugh!

 

[Orphia Nay]

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Hilarious!

Someone called Dave Brown tweeted an hour ago that they've found a new DrBUZZ0 at TAM12.
I replied, "Do tell!"

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

Someone called Dave Brown tweeted an hour ago that they've found a new DrBUZZ0 at TAM12.
I replied, "Do tell!"

Yeah Dave. Was he wearing a lab coat, carrying an X-shot and hovering uncomfortably close to women?

 

[TubbaBlubba]

Latest facebook update:

If everyone who liked our facebook page donated just ten dollars to the campaign we could lease a billboard.

 

[cwalner]

Well to be fair its not that much more out of touch from reality than some people who actually do get elected.

 

[gerdbonk]

Well to be fair its not that much more out of touch from reality than some people who actually do get elected.

People will elect a cat if given no reasonable alternative.

 

[TubbaBlubba]

If everyone who liked the page donated 50 dollars, he could make all his mortgage payments for nearly a year!

 

[Matthew Best]

"Running for Congress" is slang for "trying to sleep with women", right? If not, it ought to be.

 

[CriticalThanking]

Alas, Packard2012.org is no longer up. I wonder what might be happening.

 

[dudalb]

Then he'll definitely fit right in with the sort of creepy characters who:

• Drive off a bridge and leave their mistress to drown
• Try to pimp out Princess Leia
• Solicit anonymous sexual encounters in men's rooms at the airport
• Post photos of their tumescent penis on Twitter
• Email shirtless photos after soliciting sexual encounters on Craigslist
• Resign after allegations of groping and ticking a staffer
• Voice strong public support for "family values" politics while using the services of a high end DC brothel
• Sleep with an intern while married to a second wife, who in turn was a mistress while the first wife was dying of cancer

In a forum where the double standard oftens prevails I congratulate you on being non partisan, and showing that these kind of jerks exist all across the political spectrum.

As for Packard...God, his smile on his website makes him look as if has been using New Improved Joker Cosmetics with the Secret Ingrediant, Smiley...

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Alas, Packard2012.org is no longer up. I wonder what might be happening.

Buzz0 is Busted.

Sources close to the campaign tell me that they're out of money and will drop out in the next couple of days. Unless one of you cheap bastards comes through with some dough.

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

Buzz0 is Busted.

Sources close to the campaign tell me that they're out of money and will drop out in the next couple of days. Unless one of you cheap bastards comes through with some dough.

If only he'd left his typo'd campaign materials up for sale donations. Then he'd be swimming in cash.

 

[Fitter]

Come on Americans, kick in some money. I'm going to Connecticut next month and was hoping to steal a campaign poster. I'd give except being Canuckian that's illegal.

 

[CriticalThanking]

If only he'd left his typo'd campaign materials up for sale donations. Then he'd be swimming in cash.

I offered to buy some typo merchandise - he declined.

 

[Antiquehunter]

I'd offer to Ebay my typo'd (an illegally obtained) sweatshirt, but I like to wear it to bed.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

They hung on longer than we thought (which is easy when you have no expenses), but alas, the dream is over:

I regret to inform everyone that as of now, we are suspending the campaign. The reason for this is, quite simply, that we have not received enough contributions to keep the campaign viable.

It is very difficult to keep a campaign going when not affiliated with a major party and we have simply run out of funds. We tried very hard and made some real progress, but at this point cannot afford to continue going.

If we can get some contributions, it is possible that this decision will be reversed.

 

[TubbaBlubba]

Obviously, Buzz0 is running for president!