Merged Former Forumite Running For Congress

[WildCat]

As a strategy for not being embarrassed in the GOP primary, he's gone independent




To be clear, that commitment is to fiscal conservationism.

You don't think the fiscals should be conserved? Why do you hate fiscals?

 

[RSLancastr]

I did read that far. Good stuff.

 

[Dicon]

I must say, though, "Steve Packard" is a great name for a politician.

 

[ravdin]

He was banned for threatening a DDoS against me (along with unremitting creepiness).

Then he'll definitely fit right in with the sort of creepy characters who:

• Drive off a bridge and leave their mistress to drown
• Try to pimp out Princess Leia
• Solicit anonymous sexual encounters in men's rooms at the airport
• Post photos of their tumescent penis on Twitter
• Email shirtless photos after soliciting sexual encounters on Craigslist
• Resign after allegations of groping and ticking a staffer
• Voice strong public support for "family values" politics while using the services of a high end DC brothel
• Sleep with an intern while married to a second wife, who in turn was a mistress while the first wife was dying of cancer

 

[CriticalThanking]

Here is the lab coat video. The ending bit won't make much sense without the context from Teek. I wonder how the sexy photos will play out with his part in the latest skeptical firestorm (to which I refuse to link - blech). The comment about being unfairly accused of something sounds familiar.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Here is the lab coat video. The ending bit won't make much sense without the context from Teek. I wonder how the sexy photos will play out with his part in the latest skeptical firestorm (to which I refuse to link - blech). The comment about being unfairly accused of something sounds familiar.

That certainly is peculiar.

 

[BaaBaa]

Dude looks like Tim Calhoun.
http://www.myspace.com/video/kickstart-my-heart-lt-3/will-forte-tim-calhoun/18382797

 

[MattusMaximus]

TsarBomba uploaded a pic of his tshirt:

(Follow the red arrow to the post with attached image.)

Many thanks!

 

[MattusMaximus]

As a strategy for not being embarrassed in the GOP primary, he's gone independent

To be clear, that commitment is to fiscal conservationism.

Oh wow. I hope somebody got a screenshot of that

 

[zooterkin]

Oh wow. I hope somebody got a screenshot of that

There's still time, he hasn't fixed it yet.

 

[gerdbonk]

Oh wow. I hope somebody got a screenshot of that

For the congressional record:

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

Here is the lab coat video. The ending bit won't make much sense without the context from Teek. I wonder how the sexy photos will play out with his part in the latest skeptical firestorm (to which I refuse to link - blech). The comment about being unfairly accused of something sounds familiar.

He's got a lot of PPE I'd expect a serial killer to have. Does he have any video of a closet or cabinet that shows it to be full of bleach and sponges?

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

He's got a lot of PPE I'd expect a serial killer to have. Does he have any video of a closet or cabinet that shows it to be full of bleach and sponges?

I think he has some freshly dug graves in the crawl space.

 

[Roadtoad]

Then he'll definitely fit right in with the sort of creepy characters who:

• Drive off a bridge and leave their mistress to drown
• Try to pimp out Princess Leia
• Solicit anonymous sexual encounters in men's rooms at the airport
• Post photos of their tumescent penis on Twitter
• Email shirtless photos after soliciting sexual encounters on Craigslist
• Resign after allegations of groping and ticking a staffer
• Voice strong public support for "family values" politics while using the services of a high end DC brothel
• Sleep with an intern while married to a second wife, who in turn was a mistress while the first wife was dying of cancer

Lovely. Booze, power, and notoriety. Three of the worst mind altering substances known.

 

[TubbaBlubba]

I'm just amazed at the high quality pictures in his photo gallery. Those'll get him lots of voters!

 

[TubbaBlubba]

Why is anyone attributing this to noble goals? He probably figures "Hi, I'm a Congressman" will be more successful than all the pick up lines he has used to date.

Then again, I'm sure "Hi, I'm here to check your plumbing" would be as well.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Then again, I'm sure "Hi, I'm here to check your plumbing" would be as well.

I'm using that one at TAM!!!

 

[Disraeli Ears]

TsarBomba and I are wearing our Packard2012 shirts at TAM today! Say hello and have a giggle at the "inginuity" of the spelling.

 

[Sideroxylon]

TsarBomba and I are wearing our Packard2012 shirts at TAM today! Say hello and have a giggle at the "inginuity" of the spelling.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Disraeli Ears]