Hokulele
Deleterious Slab of Damnation
I had my grandson on my lap doing a video conference with my wife in San Jose where she is sitting 3 grandsons; I read the posts and thought the post was from jammonius after skimming the horse-trailer photo too big for my screen... and I was eating lunch. No excuse, I have to come down the stairs to fix some disaster with Judah now ...
... disaster was,
he discovered where the kisses were, "asked what's that", we had some, and Dinosaur Train is keeping him occupied until we decide to run in the rain.
My grandson asks what something is and he does not make up delusions about what something is.
Yeah, like I am just going to accept the existence of your grandson. Unless we have verified evidence, not just eyewitness testimony, I will believe that you instead are deliberately trying to frame Jackanory as a government

ETA: Jammonius, inside voice, please.