Fire, steel, and 911.

ConspiRaider said:
I submitted maybe 4 or 5 posts to this thread, would you consider that actively involved? They were basically smartass posts and as we know each smartass post is the equivalent of 3 normal posts. And none of them suggested Godzilla as the perp, which is worth 2 bonus posts at least.

Anyway I buried the lead, up above. My theory summary is an invisibility-cloaked Godzilla which rises every 7 years (like Spock's mating cycle) to wreak havoc on the nearest city or quadrant of a large country.

I can send this to you in calligraphy if you'd like and if it will get me like a better seat, up front, when you present your closing statements?
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Awesome theory...lol...now back it up with evidence.

TAM;)
 
Anybody wanna hear a Christmas joke?


The joke starts with a married couple decorating their newly purchased Christmas tree. For the sake of argument I’ll call the wife Killtown and the husband 28th Kingdom.



Fade in scene 1:

28th Kingdom reaches up and places a wind up doll of Alex Jones with his arms spread wide on the top of the tree.

Killtown: 28th, this is the most beautiful tree we have ever had and I shall remember it forever.

28th: My only hope is that you dream of it tonight as we lay peacefully in our marital bed.

Fade out scene 1.



The next scene starts with the blissful couple as they slumber in their marital bed.



Fade in scene 2:

Roused from her sleep Killtown reaches to her husband and shakes him awake exclaiming the woners of a dream she has just had.

Killtown: Honey, honey wake up. I’ve just had the most wonderful dream.

28th wakens from his sleep groggy and disoriented.

28th: Can’t this wait until morning buttercup. I was just studying a youtube video that proves without a doubt that those evil JREFer’s are wrong. NIST, who the f@#k is NIST. Damned experts and their book learnin’ school mumbo jumbo.

Killtown: No, this can’t wait my little thermitic cuddle bunny, I’m afraid I may forget by morning.

28th: Then tell me dear.

Killtown: Well I dreamt that I woke up and went downstairs to get a drink of water. On the way down the stairs I looked over at our Christmas tree and The tree was covered from top to bottom with plane holograms The closer you got to the top the bigger and harder the holograms were until you got to the very top and there was the biggest, hardest plane hologram I have ever seen.

28th more than a little curious now asks: Was that my plane hologram pooky bear?

Killtown: No. It wasn’t.

Killtown rolls over and falls fast asleep leaving an incredulous 28th to ponder what just happened. After unsuccessfully trying to fall back asleep 28th lays awake and plots his revenge.

Fade out scene 2



The following night Killtown and 28th are again fast asleep in their bed, visions of Steven Jones and Judy Woods dancing in their heads.



Fade in scene three:

28th shakes his wife out of her drowse.

28th: Honey, honey wake up. Tonight I have had the most wonderful dream.

Killtown: Well what was it about Pd…er…28th, please tell me!

28th: Well I dreamt that I woke up and went downstairs to get a drink of water. On the way down the stairs I looked over at our Christmas tree and the tree was covered from top to bottom with controlled demolitions. The closer you got to the top the tighter and juicier the controlled demolitions were until you got to the very top and there was the tightest, juiciest controlled demolition I have ever seen.

Killtown: Was that my controlled demolition at the top of the tree hun?

With a sly smile, knowing that he had all the proof he needed 28th leans into his wife and loudly exclaims: No! Yours was holding up the tree!






I don’t know if anybodies gonna get this, but I’ll post it anyway. The delivery kinda sucks and my grammar is horrible (she beat me as a child), plus I’ve had the flu all week, along with my 2 ½ year old son whose laying in my lap right now alternating between puking and sleeping.

Who cares though, I’m going to Mexico on Saturday!
 
Have fun in Mexico...dont drink too much...watch out for Hepatitis A.

TAM:)
 
Pipirr said:
I have been lurking and I have a question. What does GFY mean? I do hope it's not what I think...
This thread is by no means the worst, but I'm sure it used to be much more civil around here.
Just my two cents.
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I'm not sure what you were thinking, but it stands for Go Find it on Youtube.
 
ConspiRaider said:
I submitted maybe 4 or 5 posts to this thread, would you consider that actively involved? They were basically smartass posts and as we know each smartass post is the equivalent of 3 normal posts. And none of them suggested Godzilla as the perp, which is worth 2 bonus posts at least.

Anyway I buried the lead, up above. My theory summary is an invisibility-cloaked Godzilla which rises every 7 years (like Spock's mating cycle) to wreak havoc on the nearest city or quadrant of a large country.

I can send this to you in calligraphy if you'd like and if it will get me like a better seat, up front, when you present your closing statements?
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My theory is that someone named Toothy-Ache, King of Dumb carried out the 9/11 plott and wrote a story about it that he hypnotized the police/fire/gubmint into believing, involving 19 silly AY-rabs from a cave in Af-bekistan (er some place like that) ... and NOW he's going to reveal his own li'l self as the culprit!

And he has the irrefutable prewf - a tin of thermite, er, termites that have eaten the whole eastern barn of his farm into dust....which PREWVES that the barn turned to dust in THIN AIR! There were no explosives, only TERMITES (Dr. Steven Jones spelled it wrong, see!!!)

YES, that's the ticket and we'll find the trooph tomorrow and -- OOPS, sorry I spoiled it for everyone....:boxedin:


[But did I earn 3 points, Conspiri??? Hey, at least 2???!!]
 
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T.A.M. said:
Awesome theory...lol...now back it up with evidence.

TAM;)
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I was hoping nobody - I mean somebody - would ask and I really don't feel right stealing 28's thunder but what the hell. He's in bed, right? And you can't steal the copyright on something while you're dreaming.

It had to be Godzilla, sheathed in an invisibility cloak.

Big force, am I right? Destructive. Man. Top-down with the Cretaceous fist, there's your pancaking.

Fire. We know there was fire. Thing lives on cases of Stagg chili, inexhaustible supply of fire. Comes out of his nostrils, there's your parallel "beam weapon" effect. Judy, God(zilla) love her, almost had it, coulda spoiled things.

Supple wrists, like a big leaguer tossing 92-mph forkballs. For throwing empty jets into buildings and the ground.

I've written to Homeland Security so they can clone that Perry Mason guy and we can get him to catch this decidedly UN-controlled Demolisher.

I'm gonna call that boating guy Fetzer who runs that Schooners for Truth? See what he says...
 
28th Kingdom said:
Everyone who is actively involved in this thread...must write out a summary of their theory just like TAM has so eloquently done here...before I will present my closing statements.

Thanks.
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Now that's comedy!

Hmm, I might have to add this poor soul to my Victory thread after all. Wow.
 
28th Kingdom said:
What material? Please explain that...because all I see are floors exploding outward (NOT falling downward) into dust...are you claiming a pancake collapse? Because, actually what you are watching is a piece of magic. The entire collapse does NOT include two whole parts i.e. upper mass bearing down on lower mass....at a certain point - what you have is the upper most point of the crumbling structure exploding downward with absolutely nothing above it...just like real magic.
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Oh ... my ... [deity] ...

"And I'll retire to Bedlam."
 
Porkpie Hat said:
Anybody wanna hear a Christmas joke?


The joke starts with a married couple decorating their newly purchased Christmas tree. For the sake of argument I’ll call the wife Killtown and the husband 28th Kingdom.



Fade in scene 1:

28th Kingdom reaches up and places a wind up doll of Alex Jones with his arms spread wide on the top of the tree.

Killtown: 28th, this is the most beautiful tree we have ever had and I shall remember it forever.

28th: My only hope is that you dream of it tonight as we lay peacefully in our marital bed.

Fade out scene 1.



The next scene starts with the blissful couple as they slumber in their marital bed.



Fade in scene 2:

Roused from her sleep Killtown reaches to her husband and shakes him awake exclaiming the woners of a dream she has just had.

Killtown: Honey, honey wake up. I’ve just had the most wonderful dream.

28th wakens from his sleep groggy and disoriented.

28th: Can’t this wait until morning buttercup. I was just studying a youtube video that proves without a doubt that those evil JREFer’s are wrong. NIST, who the f@#k is NIST. Damned experts and their book learnin’ school mumbo jumbo.

Killtown: No, this can’t wait my little thermitic cuddle bunny, I’m afraid I may forget by morning.

28th: Then tell me dear.

Killtown: Well I dreamt that I woke up and went downstairs to get a drink of water. On the way down the stairs I looked over at our Christmas tree and The tree was covered from top to bottom with plane holograms The closer you got to the top the bigger and harder the holograms were until you got to the very top and there was the biggest, hardest plane hologram I have ever seen.

28th more than a little curious now asks: Was that my plane hologram pooky bear?

Killtown: No. It wasn’t.

Killtown rolls over and falls fast asleep leaving an incredulous 28th to ponder what just happened. After unsuccessfully trying to fall back asleep 28th lays awake and plots his revenge.

Fade out scene 2



The following night Killtown and 28th are again fast asleep in their bed, visions of Steven Jones and Judy Woods dancing in their heads.



Fade in scene three:

28th shakes his wife out of her drowse.

28th: Honey, honey wake up. Tonight I have had the most wonderful dream.

Killtown: Well what was it about Pd…er…28th, please tell me!

28th: Well I dreamt that I woke up and went downstairs to get a drink of water. On the way down the stairs I looked over at our Christmas tree and the tree was covered from top to bottom with controlled demolitions. The closer you got to the top the tighter and juicier the controlled demolitions were until you got to the very top and there was the tightest, juiciest controlled demolition I have ever seen.

Killtown: Was that my controlled demolition at the top of the tree hun?

With a sly smile, knowing that he had all the proof he needed 28th leans into his wife and loudly exclaims: No! Yours was holding up the tree!






I don’t know if anybodies gonna get this, but I’ll post it anyway. The delivery kinda sucks and my grammar is horrible (she beat me as a child), plus I’ve had the flu all week, along with my 2 ½ year old son whose laying in my lap right now alternating between puking and sleeping.

Who cares though, I’m going to Mexico on Saturday!
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I got it:boxedin:. And Have fun in Mexico! We are going to Hawaii Thursday thanks to the parents 4 spoiled rich kids who just had to have a PS3 on launch day.:D
 
28th Kingdom said:
Everyone who is actively involved in this thread...must write out a summary of their theory just like TAM has so eloquently done here...before I will present my closing statements.
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Isn't it generally customary for the opening statement and arguments to come first?
 
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ConspiRaider said:
Fire. We know there was fire. Thing lives on cases of Stagg chili, inexhaustible supply of fire. Comes out of his nostrils, there's your parallel "beam weapon" effect. Judy, God(zilla) love her, almost had it, coulda spoiled things.
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Quite an image there, Conspiri... but how do we know you're not related to Condi, your names are VERY similar... hmmm, I smell an agent of the NWO! Yes!

Is your last name Rice? Or Reiss? Or Reeser? Or Greaser???

I'm gettin' punchy, better get to sleep..... LOL...
 
ConspiRaider said:
I was hoping nobody - I mean somebody - would ask and I really don't feel right stealing 28's thunder but what the hell. He's in bed, right? And you can't steal the copyright on something while you're dreaming.

It had to be Godzilla, sheathed in an invisibility cloak.

Big force, am I right? Destructive. Man. Top-down with the Cretaceous fist, there's your pancaking.

Fire. We know there was fire. Thing lives on cases of Stagg chili, inexhaustible supply of fire. Comes out of his nostrils, there's your parallel "beam weapon" effect. Judy, God(zilla) love her, almost had it, coulda spoiled things.

Supple wrists, like a big leaguer tossing 92-mph forkballs. For throwing empty jets into buildings and the ground.

I've written to Homeland Security so they can clone that Perry Mason guy and we can get him to catch this decidedly UN-controlled Demolisher.

I'm gonna call that boating guy Fetzer who runs that Schooners for Truth? See what he says...
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With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah
 
Dazed said:
Any explanation for this?

Do look at the frame in context before you answer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5kF9ldtgrc
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Looks like steam or smoke from something in front of WTC2. You can see it at the bottom of the shot at 5.18 which is pretty much when that clip starts so it could have been there for a while. The steam or smoke doesn't seem to be moving very much. It looks to me that the lower floors behind it at 5.18 aren't damaged and the steam or smoke isn't coming from the building itself. My guess is that it's debris from the plane impact but I must say it looks more like steam than smoke to me. Really though you can only see it for a second at a time because the camera is moving so much. Also, it's quite a long way away from the tower.

The progression of the collapse is pretty clear though, and I don't see how an event at the base of the tower would affect it.

Lastly, there are quite a few people around, don't you think that somebody would have said something if there was something suspicious happening at the base of the tower?
 
Trigood said:
Quite an image there, Conspiri... but how do we know you're not related to Condi, your names are VERY similar... hmmm, I smell an agent of the NWO! Yes!

Is your last name Rice? Or Reiss? Or Reeser? Or Greaser???

I'm gettin' punchy, better get to sleep..... LOL...
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Trigoodzilla -

I give up, you durned skeptics! Damn this Randi guy's good! Amazing!

All right I confess! Sheez! Condi Rice (shhhh!) is what happens when you clone Raymond Burr to fight Godzilla and you got so engrossed in reading My Pet Clone to some schoolchildren that you forgot to take the embroyo out of the human-genome hybrid ionizer after 7 minutes.

Notice how Condi struts around like a defense attorney and starts off all her sentences with: "Isn't it true that you..."

And now you know the rest of the story. Damn! Randi! Amazing! I gotta get into this "true kleptic" stuff so's I kin figure stuff out real fast too!
 
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defaultdotxbe said:
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah
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Trains! I knew the trains would get back into this! :D
 
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