Garcia was an illegal resident in the US. If he's tried and found guilty of that, is it a misdemeanor? It is? Oh, that evil criminal! To Devil's Island with him!
Wait, did he get a court order preventing his deportation to El Salvador? He did? Oh, that still-evil criminal! He's misusing our beautiful laws!
So he's a double criminal. Shows you what kind of person he is, doesn't it, Herc. Herc?
Wait, did he get a court order preventing his deportation to El Salvador? He did? Oh, that still-evil criminal! He's misusing our beautiful laws!
So he's a double criminal. Shows you what kind of person he is, doesn't it, Herc. Herc?