TragicMonkey
Poisoned Waffles
Evidence?
This one time, I heard from my friend who heard it from his sister's boyfriend's cousin's coworker's former-cat's-owner that Hillary ran down the street in DC, screaming and shooting an M-16 into the air as she went, and everything she screamed was "eff this, eff that" and it took 300 cops to stop her and they had to shoot her full of enough tranquilizers to subdue an elephant because she was immune to the effects, being a notorious drug userist. They couldn't find Bill to tell him about it, they eventually tracked him down to a diner where he was eating plate after plate of bacon. He spent $400 on bacon there, and was so greasy when he left he tripped and slid twenty feet on the linoleum. Still, shocking though those events were, the Clintons didn't kill any hookers (unlike Nixon), and bear little resemblance to a certain tubercapitant president of the past.