Dinosaurs sailed on Noah's Ark

Well, they all got along well in the Garden of Eden, so why not on a boat?
 
Psi Baba said:
I'm trying to imagine how he dealt with the Allosauruses and Velocoraptors!
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I love this picture.
 
"Well, that's it for the unicorns. But from now on, all carnivores are confined to "C" deck!"
 
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.

That is the problem the religious, that don't take their own advice and they lie, lie, lie, and will do anything to make their magic work.

Paul

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Also they don't like being of this earth, meaning, "What me, related to animals, no way, I have an in with a so-called god".
 
Fer cryin out loud!
I asked my born again Pastor buddy and he said "The dinosaurs were brought aboard as eggs so there may have been a bunch of tiny baby dinosaurs running around at some point"

Now that sums it up for me. And I was doubting the whole thing before.

AAM
 
ApeApeMan said:
I asked my born again Pastor buddy and he said "The dinosaurs were brought aboard as eggs so there may have been a bunch of tiny baby dinosaurs running around at some point"
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Did you ask him what they ate? If you ask people and they respond carrion and dead vegetable matter that was strewn around everywhere, press them further and tell them you thought everything was buried since Creationists claim that fossils are the remains of the flood. Further ask them if they think corpses would have survived a year long flood and even exist to be carrion afterwards.
 
ApeApeMan said:
Fer cryin out loud!
I asked my born again Pastor buddy and he said "The dinosaurs were brought aboard as eggs so there may have been a bunch of tiny baby dinosaurs running around at some point"
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The problem is that the bible, which never lies, does not say anything about eggs. The instructions were very specific and precise - live animals only. And since dinosaurs were "clean" animals, Noah needed seven pairs of each.

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My favourite list of things that were wrong with Noah's ark.
 
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Dinosaurs are kosher?

I really doubt that. Even if they chewed the cud --- no cloven hooves.
 
Deetee said:
The problem is that the bible, which never lies, does not say anything about eggs.
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Great link. I've been dealing with Creationists for what I think I can safely call a long time on-line now, but the one thing that makes me crazier than "same evidence-different interpretation" and "that's not a transitional since it's a fully formed, specially created species" is the endless ad hockery that constitutes "Creation Science." The Bible doesn't say anything about Ice Ages, extinctions, vegetation mats,, changes in the speed of light, etc. etc., but that doesn't stop Creationists from pulling whatever disperate excuse for why the actual data conflicts with their 4,000/6,000 year old Earth they can but that doesn't stop them from making assertions they can't back up based on how they feel or are convinced the evidence will somehow eventually show them to be right.

I'm of the opinion that one photo of Turkana Boy is worth a thousand claims that "there are no transitional fossils" but those slimy Creationists just keep making up stuff to not accept any evidence presented to them.
 
Once again, and this cannot be said too often,

Magical thinking begets, magical thinking begets, until you throw-up.

Paul

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If it wasn't for lies they would have nothing..............
 
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Deetee said:
The problem is that the bible, which never lies, does not say anything about eggs. The instructions were very specific and precise - live animals only. And since dinosaurs were "clean" animals, Noah needed seven pairs of each.

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My favourite list of things that were wrong with Noah's ark.
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It was a stroke of luck that Noah boat floated in that great
flood, aye, that float at all it did. Men my mates 'n our three pirate ships, once me sighted that bleached whale of a boat, seaworthy 'nay a bit, it floundered fore and aft as a half downed rum bottle.. We feasted well on those stocks he put in, some critters the likes you never seen excepting strange nightmares. By the time the waters cleared, we roasted the last of those critters and his wife, we did know her well.
 
How could they tell what gender of dinos were in the eggs? They only brought one of each gender on board the ark. I'm still trying to wrap my head around their explanations of where all the WATER that flooded the entire earth came from. All that rain came, and then the water just dissapeared. Of course, goddittit, silly me. Still, some creationists are trying to come up with "scientific" explanations.

Wouldn't it be far more convenient to say the dinos died in the flood, and THAT's why they don't exist at present (nevermind that all their food has long since dissapeared too, and the climate of the entire planet also changed since they were alive)?
 
Paulhoff said:
Dinosaurs are about as much a lizard as you are.........

Paul

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I thought that -saurus meant 'lizard,' but I'm not a dinosaurologist. They're still reptiles, right? Either way, I wouldn't call them (biblically) 'clean.'
 
Wainscotting said:
I thought that -saurus meant 'lizard,' but I'm not a dinosaurologist. They're still reptiles, right? Either way, I wouldn't call them (biblically) 'clean.'
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It does. Dinosaur means "monstrous lizard" but there is considerabe controversy as to whether some are truly lizards or more closely related to birds. I wonder if that would make at least some of them kosher.

The technical definition of the term:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dinosaur


The realities of the controversy:

http://drscavanaugh.org/dino/dinosaur_definition.htm
 
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