Dinosaurs sailed on Noah's Ark

Eos of the Eons said:
A flying spaghetti monster museum is in order. Also, a star wars as fact museum. We can point out parts of the universe where the events actually happened.
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I vote for a Star Trek As Fact museum. Remember, in Star Trek V : The Final Frontier, we see the epic strugle of James T. Kirk vs. God, and guess who wins?
 
If there was indeed a Noah's Ark, then I say "sure, dinosaurs were on it too". And Joshua brought down the walls of Jericho with his horn, Jonah lived inside a whale, etc etc.
 
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In one exhibit two palaeontologists – a light-skinned creationist and a dark-skinned evolutionist – are shown digging up a dinosaur skeleton and, of course, reach different interpretations. The message is that it is OK, even scientific, to defy evolution.
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Not when it is a big dam lie it isn't.

Paul

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You closed-minded old sceptic, you!
Say three "Hail Mary's" and go to bed with no supper.
 
It is one thing to be open-minded, and another to be so open-minded that it falls out on the floor................:rolleyes:

Paul

:) :) :)
 
Does the Museum teach why the moon appears during the day, when it's supposed to rule the night? And what about the conifers when all trees are supposed to bear fruit? Or did all that change after the fall?
 
However, to get back to the dinosaurs. :)

A bunch of them were 75-80 feet in length, and about 25 feet tall – but only if they kept their long necks horizontal. These include the Brachiosaurus, Barosaurus, Diplodocus, Apatasaurus (formerly known as the Brontosaurus, of course!) and Mamenchisaurus giving us 10 colossal animals (and this is only a small selection!). Or were dinosaurs clean animals?

In fact looking at the reconstructions of these huge beasts, most are depicted as being almost Giraffe-like in posture, so could be virtually as tall as long), The Ark was supposedly about 450 x 75 x 45 feet, with three floors – so where were the remaining animals kept? – and when could these stretch their necks with only one tiny window available? No wonder they became extinct :)

Just imagine for a minute.....

It seems likely that to find the space to care for just these 10 creatures on a boat like the Ark for a year, with the vast amount of fodder (and waste matter, naturally :)) to deal with, would actually leave very little room or time for smaller creatures.

Walkies, anyone?

YBW
 
More Fun Facts...

The pyramids at Giza were built using dinosaurs as beasts of burden, while the pharoaic advisors supervised from the backs of flying pterodactyls.

Hannibal crossed the Alps on the back of a tricerotops.

It's twoo!
 
Wainscotting said:
Does the Museum teach why the moon appears during the day, when it's supposed to rule the night? And what about the conifers when all trees are supposed to bear fruit? Or did all that change after the fall?
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Or at least by Winter!!
 
Wainscotting said:
Does the Museum teach why the moon appears during the day, when it's supposed to rule the night?
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The full moon rules the night, but I guess Moishe might be forgiven for having left out a few minor details like that. Maybe not.

Wainscotting said:
And what about the conifers when all trees are supposed to bear fruit?
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"Did you ever eat a pine tree? Certain parts are edible!" -- Euell Gibbons, noted health-food expert, now deceased.

Wainscotting said:
Or did all that change after the fall?
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No, it holds true all Winter. Spring and Summer, too!
 
You wrote: Euell Gibbons, noted health-food expert, now deceased.

Ever wonder if peoples names destine them to become something? How'd his parents manage to name him after the noise people would make following his advice?
 
If anyone is artistically inclined, you should make a cartoon commentary for your local newspaper. I read that they supposedly have a "life sized Noah's Ark". I think it would be a good idea to make a cartoon with the life sized Ark on display, with the appropriate fire code posting ("max occupancy 500", or something along those lines).

If I could draw anything better than a stickfigure I would do it myself.
 
YouBelieveWHAT? said:
However, to get back to the dinosaurs. :)

A bunch of them were 75-80 feet in length, and about 25 feet tall – but only if they kept their long necks horizontal. These include the Brachiosaurus, Barosaurus, Diplodocus, Apatasaurus (formerly known as the Brontosaurus, of course!) and Mamenchisaurus giving us 10 colossal animals (and this is only a small selection!). Or were dinosaurs clean animals?

In fact looking at the reconstructions of these huge beasts, most are depicted as being almost Giraffe-like in posture, so could be virtually as tall as long), The Ark was supposedly about 450 x 75 x 45 feet, with three floors – so where were the remaining animals kept? – and when could these stretch their necks with only one tiny window available? No wonder they became extinct :)

Just imagine for a minute.....

It seems likely that to find the space to care for just these 10 creatures on a boat like the Ark for a year, with the vast amount of fodder (and waste matter, naturally :)) to deal with, would actually leave very little room or time for smaller creatures.

Walkies, anyone?

YBW
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I'm trying to imagine how he dealt with the Allosauruses and Velocoraptors!
 
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