December Stundie Nominations

Alferd_Packer said:
Dude, 20 minutes is way too long. I'm afraid to tell you that you may have suffered brain damage from that long of an exposure.
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You may be joking, but I was getting a headache reading the stuff there. I knew there were lots of people like that but to see such concentrated woo is surreal.
 
Spindrift said:
You may be joking, but I was getting a headache reading the stuff there. I knew there were lots of people like that but to see such concentrated woo is surreal.
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The David Icke forum is best taken in small doses, at least until you build up an immunity. Even then some areas can be hazardous to your psyche.

I see it as kind of like the godlikeproductions.com (GLP) forum with a tad more moderation and less anonymity. If you want to avoid serious damage and irreversible harm to your faith in humanity I would advise staying away from GLP.
 
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Ya know how sometimes on a forum like this one a person will post a statement that's completely whack, just as a joke, knowing that most people will see it for sarcasm/satire?

I no longer get those jokes. People at DIF make statements like that in total seriousness.
 
Here's a grotesque rictus grin of a Stundie, courtesy of Friedrich Paul Berg, aka 'hoaxbuster':

Simply by holding their breaths and lying down as low as possible to the ground, any number of Jews would have survived even a thirty minute gassing ordeal.
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what makes it even more amusing is that about three other junior deniers piled on to chortle in support of Freaky Freddy Berg's pseudoscientific nonsense - which was fortunately torn apart by a Russian PhD physicist and given the Parodie treatment by an American psychologist:

if jews held their breath when they were lined up at open pits, facing riflemen, did that protect them from the bullets? or does this magic breath holding reflex only work to save jews in gas chambers?
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I don't think I can hold my breath for 3 minutes let alone 30 minutes. These Jewish prisoners must have come from better stock than I.

Then again, if they did manage to survive the gas, what then? Pretend you are dead until you are shoved into a mass grave and then sneak out at night?
 
jaydeehess said:
I don't think I can hold my breath for 3 minutes let alone 30 minutes. These Jewish prisoners must have come from better stock than I.

Then again, if they did manage to survive the gas, what then? Pretend you are dead until you are shoved into a mass grave and then sneak out at night?
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Actually the idiot went on to claim that it was precisely that very problem which should cast doubt on the scenario. I guess this could also be considered as a nomination:

Some Jews who would have held their breath (a natural reaction) and/or remained close to the floor as the cyanide vapors rose to the ceiling--would have definitely survived. That would have totally undermined the gassing procedure. What would one have done with the "survivors?" Send them in with the next batch, or what? Shoot them in neck as in the Soviet Union? Also, many Jews would have been merely unconscious but NOT dead. What to do with them after one somehow separated them from those who really were dead?
 
The other month, I nominated a loony German denier who tried to demonstrate that Jews were essentially inflammable. It didn't score highly in the final poll, but then there's usually a Truther denying the existence of gravity or something.

Still, it should be some consolation that the last remaining deniers have degenerated to the point where they are left arguing that Jews are indestructible.
 
frenat said:
The David Icke forum is best taken in small doses, at least until you build up an immunity. Even then some areas can be hazardous to your psyche.

I see it as kind of like the godlikeproductions.com (GLP) forum with a tad more moderation and less anonymity. If you want to avoid serious damage and irreversible harm to your faith in humanity I would advise staying away from GLP.
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Heh. I started at GLP. That... might explain a few things now that I think about it.

Nick Terry said:
Here's a grotesque rictus grin of a Stundie, courtesy of Friedrich Paul Berg, aka 'hoaxbuster':

Simply by holding their breaths and lying down as low as possible to the ground, any number of Jews would have survived even a thirty minute gassing ordeal.
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This guy seems to be confusing Jews with Jedi.

jaydeehess said:
Then again, if they did manage to survive the gas, what then?
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This.
 
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I want to crack a joke or two about this idiocy, but it turns out the internet hasn't totally desensitised me and some things are still beyond the pale. What sort of mouth-breathing cretin seriously adocates holding your breath in poison gas for thirty minutes as a survival strategy? Hell, why didn't the Jews just catch the bullets in their teeth and spit them back at their captors? And the idea that the Nazis really cared if the people they were burying were dead or just unconscious is either touchingly naive or one of the most moronic attempts to support the Nazis I've ever seen.
 
Sledge said:
What sort of mouth-breathing cretin seriously adocates holding your breath in poison gas for thirty minutes as a survival strategy?
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The sort who, after seeing that Nazis were not only some of the most evil ***************** of the 20th century, but also some of the biggest losers of that same century, say to themselves, "Yeah, that's what I want to be when I grow up!"
 
Ergo has found a new way to reconcile the "buildings fell into their own footprint" claim with the "damaged buildings 300 feet away" claim: redefine the word "footprint" to mean "the area the debris fell into".

ergo said:
Demolitioners use the term footprint, and it obviously is not the same thing as a design footprint.
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But why stop there? Apparently, everything that ever collapsed is now a controlled demolition!

Dave
 
Sledge said:
Hell, why didn't the Jews just catch the bullets in their teeth and spit them back at their captors?
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Hey, Harry Houdini was Jewish wasn't he? This ability is probably a side-effect of circumcision along with the supersized lungs. Any volunteers for an experiment?

And the idea that the Nazis really cared if the people they were burying were dead or just unconscious is either touchingly naive or one of the most moronic attempts to support the Nazis I've ever seen.
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This.
 
sneaking one in at the last possible minute(almost)

The paranoia runs deep in this one.
sites visited, words used and using the quote function all point to spookification


Cole on the Blackvault
7th post in the thread
jaydeehess wrote:Cole believes that I am, or may be, a paid disinfo agent after all.
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All I have to go on in that regard are the sites you frequent--used to frequent, the verbiage, as well as the technique---the quote key being one good example---break down a point and make it easier to dissect. easier in your mind anyway.

I usually just open in safe mode and run a log of the server/system and back check IP's---One can learn a lot that way.
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Contains a few other Stundifiable quips as well.
 
freeman on the land loony girlgye wrote
Do you know what I repeated it to you twice and I'm sick of the broken record so i'm cutting the call.

I would dig out the research but I can't be arsed. I know my facts prove me wrong.
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http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=150949&page=7

PS this is a January stundie, I dont want to be stundied myself for not knowing what month it is
 
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Let's assume one or a handful of Jews managed to hold their breaths through the gassing, would the Nazis have said, "Nice work, you sure beat us there. Now you're free to go."?
 
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