December Stundie Nomination Thread

[dudalb]

This deserves consideration because of the speed of response..posted only a few hours after the Governor of Illinois got busted,and the excellence as an example of failing to provide any evidence for a link between cause and effect:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread418146/pg1

Damn those sneaky bankers.....

 

[240-185]

Bet on what will happen by tossing a coin? What a strange idea!

this is a big sign that a particular CTers is beyond hope, its the "heads i win, tails you lose" argument

Coins have more than two sides.

 

[Smackety]

Bet on what will happen by tossing a coin? What a strange idea!

Coins have 3 sides....

 

[240-185]

But I don't think a coin landed right on its edge while playing this game

 

[Smackety]

But I don't think a coin landed right on its edge while playing this game

CT'ers are ALL about the longshot.

 

[Trojan_Jockey]

Smeggy is back. In a desperate attempt to appear anti-totalitarian he starts praising a totalitarian state. Isn't it great when you can have 20 Islamic fundamentalists as candidates!

"In some ways Iran has it better as the people have more candidates to choose from"

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=8450

 

[Dr Adequate]

Now if I wrote this, it would be withering sarcasm. But Homeland Insurgency actually means it.

So the so-called perps are Saudis, I think Syrian, and now Kuwaiti, and we attacked Iraq?

Hmmm the whole thing seems kind of convenient.

 

[Homeland Insurgency]

Now if I wrote this, it would be withering sarcasm. But Homeland Insurgency actually means it.

If you wrote it?

You did write it.

 

[Dr Adequate]

If you wrote it?

You did write it.

That's a strange lie even for a Truther.

 

[240-185]

Seth McFarlane was in on it!!!!!111!!!111!!!eleven

You know what I think? I think our buddy Seth had an Odigo account. That must be it!

WIN OF THE YEAR

 

[Mel Odious]

I don't think it'll be in the finals, but take a gander at this ...

OMG my computer just got the blue screen of death!!!


I think it was someone from that JREF site!!!


It might have been some sort of warning or maybe Im paranoid but I have NEVER had that screen before.


It looked like some crazy ****


I was talking about how I had something on quotes on money changers on my hard drive and all I go to the bathroom and come back and my computer has the blue screen of death.


Man I don't know about messing with these people no more

They mean business

- From page 2 of the JREF Opened It's Sinister Doors In August 2001 thread at the 9/11 Truth Movement Forums.

(This comment was posted Dec 3 2007, 11:41 AM. The threads don't have post numbers - Mel)

 

[Klimax]

I don't think it'll be in the finals, but take a gander at this ...




- From page 2 of the JREF Opened It's Sinister Doors In August 2001 thread at the 9/11 Truth Movement Forums.

(This comment was posted Dec 3 2007, 11:41 AM. The threads don't have post numbers - Mel)

Finally my hacking skillz prevailed...

 

[fromdownunder]

I note that Old Bob already has a couple of nominations, but I cannot resist adding this one. It takes wrong to a whole new level. (There really should be a lifetime achivement award for somebody like Bob who has never, ever got anything right):

Local Plumber who we used and drank with was a member, he built the whale shaped aquarium at Kemp beach. He had been briefed on scenario's of disaster and were told that suicide pills would be handed out for members to use in hopeless cases eg. nuke attacks ?? ("Rocky Horror Show"comes to mind) Yeppoon was at a interesting stage with the town polarized with for and against Iwasaki just before the bomb attack(know who done that) Jan.76 cyclone David hit Yeppoon most damage was at the harbour and the SES was quite busy, so was I fixing buildings, we had a house half built but it stood the storm. SES had a base in Yeppoon but as I thought they were a bunch of wankers I took no notice of them. Think they had a shed around Cooee Bay. As for the leg pulling bit he was a beliver that it was possible for these things to happen. Nuke costs $500m Rockhampton worth ? not much.

Norm

 

[Klimax]

I note that Old Bob already has a couple of nominations, but I cannot resist adding this one. It takes wrong to a whole new level. (There really should be a lifetime achivement award for somebody like Bob who has never, ever got anything right):



Norm

You have forgotten link... here it is:
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4267305&postcount=69

 

[Mongrel]

I note that Old Bob already has a couple of nominations, but I cannot resist adding this one. It takes wrong to a whole new level. (There really should be a lifetime achivement award for somebody like Bob who has never, ever got anything right):



Norm

I think the "bionic carrots" beats it though, unless it's some weird Aussie slang

Zep Ok at this stage the bionic carrots drink beer and drag tarps on roofs and I know most of these people try to help. But what you and them don't know weather they like it or not in crises they are automatically deputized and under marshal law and will have take orders from above. And be arrested and treated the same as a disobeying soldier for non compliance, possibly shot. These laws or ex. orders are in place and this is what I was referring too. Didn't think I would have to spell it out. The same applies to all semi gov sections eg. Fire and any body funded by Gov. They will have little choice but to do the bidding of some higher law enforcement body.So don't scream stupid until you know the facts. Little traitor John H. set much of this up behind closed doors. The very letters (SES) should scare you if you know the code and the way you talk you don't.

 

[TjW]

I think the "bionic carrots" beats it though, unless it's some weird Aussie slang

Apparently, the people in the volunteer organization he's going on about wear an orange uniform. So, yes, I think it's a snide reference to them.
OTOH, there was a question asked of him in a previous post as to whether he could be any more incomprehensible.
You have to admit it was one heck of a try.

ETA: It's not often you see "bionic carrots" and tarpaulins in the same post.

 

[Smackety]

I think the "bionic carrots" beats it though, unless it's some weird Aussie slang

It looks like drunk posting to me.

 

[Mongrel]

Apparently, the people in the volunteer organization he's going on about wear an orange uniform. So, yes, I think it's a snide reference to them.

Ah, that kinda makes sense if I beat myself around the head a few times. Thanks

 

[dudalb]

When it comes to 9/11 Conspiracy Theories, Craig Ranke don't need no stinking mathematics:

http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum//index.php?showtopic=15747&st=60

To require mathematical accuracy is nothing but an excuse to dismiss the evidence.

 

[TellyKNeasuss]

From a "syndicated columnist" named Diana West, as printed in the Galesburg, IL, USA Register-Mail:

http://www.galesburg.com/opinions/x1009169911/Where-were-you-born-Obama

WE, the People have online access to an Obama document know as a Certification of Live Birth...Further dimming the online document's Holy Grail aspects, it has been altered -- the certificate's number has been redacted -- which, according to a statement printed on the document, actually invalidates it.

OK, for it to be funny you would have to know that the certificate number was REDACTED ON THE SCANNED IMAGE, NOT ON THE ACTUAL DOCUMENT.