Debunking Astrology besides newspapers Sun Signs

[EHocking]

Sorry, low-maintenance energy ?

Apparently Virgos are high-maintenance .
...
But so are Cancers
...
And Leos, Scorpios, Arieseseses and Sagittarians

Such is the scalpel-like accuracy of the Zodiac.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Here's my special Corona-Lockdown Horoscope for all. Please only read your own sign then acknowledge my occult power.

Aries: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

Taurus: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

Leo: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

Capricorn: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

Virgo: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

Sagittarius: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

Virgo: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

Aquarius: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

Cancer: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

Gemini: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

Scorpio: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

Libra: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

 

[Tassman]

Here's my special Corona-Lockdown Horoscope for all. Please only read your own sign then acknowledge my occult power.



Libra: Now is an inauspicious time to travel. Health issues are on your mind. Your family are annoying you.

Oh, wise one, such occult perspicacity is wondrous.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Oh, wise one, such occult perspicacity is wondrous.

My powers tell me that you are an individual of particular wisdom, discernment and taste although this isn't always appreciated. You're an outgoing person who never the less likes to spend time alone. Your full talents haven't been recognised yet (except by me of course!). And sometimes you worry about things.

Uncanny isn't it!