Cross-Dressing Thread (Skeptics argue FOR Paranormal, and Vice Versa)

Aaah, at last my consciousness expands! I've finally mastered the art of creating just that reality I so desired consciously: doubters who believe. Hmm, I wonder why it took so many false starts? Never mind; I think I'll create a friend called "Shirley MacLaine." Yes, that's good. Then we'll go a-celebratin' this fine skill and a-levitatin', just the two of us as one. Oh dear, I nearly forgot. It's the sixth day. I think I'll create God.
 
You can't tempt fate. The worst thing in the world you can say is "it couldn't possibly happen to me!" because then it will!!

It's scientifically proven. I've seen it myself. As soon as someone at work says "Gee, it's quiet today, isn't it?" that's when the servers go down and the calls pile on into the queue. We've gone so far as to ban the use of the "Q" word at the help desk.
 
Crystal Healing Works

Crystal healing works due to transmogirification of the quantum heisenstein equation. Also schrödinberger inequality shows that , because we only use 10% of our brain, telepathy exists. This is why I will earn the million dollar challenge, as soon as they accept that my dream are prediction of the future.
 
I once asked my cousin who is a very succesful lawyer what is her secret. She said that she had found the truth of the old folk-wisdom that states that the best way to help you in court is to go borrow some väki from the Folk of the Mountains. (Väki doesn't have an exact translation to English, "mana" is pretty close)

She told that she had found a living place of the Mountain Folk by accident but she refused to tell me where it was since she feared that she would loose the advantage that she had had in her four previous court cases if the information got out. But she was willing to divulge some signs that mark their living places: their entrances are located in cracks and crevises in faces of high cliffs, on the North side so that sun doesn't shine on them, and there has to be running water going over the cliff.

Now, she won the cases and there is no reason why she would lie about the reasons so this is the complete proof that Folk of Mountains have power over mundane courts. So there.
 
arthwollipot said:
You can't tempt fate. The worst thing in the world you can say is "it couldn't possibly happen to me!" because then it will!!

It's scientifically proven. I've seen it myself. As soon as someone at work says "Gee, it's quiet today, isn't it?" that's when the servers go down and the calls pile on into the queue. We've gone so far as to ban the use of the "Q" word at the help desk.
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That's called Murphy's Law, and yes, it is 100% accurate. :D
 
I got absolutely trashed last night, I remember that something awful and unexpected happened, something that felt wrong, and my ass is killing me.

If that's not proof of Alien Abduction, I don't know what is.
 
Proof that god exists (in 2 parts.)
Lemma : There really are an infinite number of parallel universes.
We know from Quantum Physics that parallel universes exist. The question is, how many of them?
Assume there is an arbitrarily large, but finite number of them.
Therefore in one of them (not this one) I must have invented a device to travel through to alternate earths. And if I had such a device, I would go through all the earths giving copies of my devices to all the other mes out there, thus propogating travelling versions of me at an ever increasing rate.

But since a copy of me hasn't arrived *here* yet, the multiverse must be infinite.

Lemma 2: The multiverse is infinitely large.
Therefore, it follows that there must be an omnipotent god in there somewhere. QED.
 
arthwollipot said:
"Gee, it's quiet today, isn't it?"
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Nighttime. Conestoga wagons illuminated by the light of a campfire. Two men are on watch.

Rugged Individualist One (peering into darkness): "Quiet t'night."

Rugged Individualist Two: "Yeah. Almost... TOO quiet."

Millions of Native Americans (who were hiding behind rocks, brush, etc.): "WHOOOOOOP!"

Rugged Individualists: "Injuns!!!!!" *blam pow blam*

Clearly the principle is not new.
 
Jesus lives in my heart. That's how I know evolution is wrong!
 
Luke T. said:
There are just too many psychics for telepathy not to be real.

In a related matter, if enough people believe something enough, it IS reality. Quantum mechanics proves this. Therefore, up until a few hundred years ago, the Earth was flat. Then someone thought it was round and convinced enough other people that it was round, and the Earth became round. I'm skeptical of the the "100 Monkeys" theory, though. I think it takes a little more than 100 but then since a lot of people believe in the 100 Monkey Theory then maybe THERE ARE ENOUGH who believe it that it is reality and it really does only take a 100 people to change reality. I hope nobody starts a meme that it only takes 10 monkeys it could get really weird aroudn here. Ha! Ha! Ha! I think skeptics already beleive that if TEN OF THEM say something isn't so, then it isn't so. Ha! Ha! Ha! Good thing THEY AREN't IN CHARGE! I be t 100 of them cant agree on anything. So they are wrong, wrong, wrong about reality all the tiem.
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Actually, it's 1000. And it's cats.

Beware the dream of a thousand cats.
 
It is the height of hubris to think that we can see and touch and feel everything. That there are forces bigger and more powerful than us, that we can't (or are just not ready to) understand, is obvious. To suggest otherwise is a close-minded, unrealistic position.

Maybe, what is considered "paranormal" today could be a part of the normal, accepted way of things as human beings reach a higher consciousness and eperience a shifting paradigm of what is possible.
 
This thread doesn't exist.

If it it did, then it would, and that's crazy because it doesn't exist.
 
Every atom is a little solar system. Its nucleus is a sun and its electrons are planets. And every solar system is a gigantic atom! The universe is made up of all those atoms and solar systems and flying saucers and comets and rocketships and saturns and stars and big-eyed aliens and antimatter meteors that could DOOM all life on earth as we know it. =@.@=

Oh, yes: On the little electron-worlds live tiny people ruled over by the beneficent dictatress Cindy Lou Who. If you thought Hu Jintao visiting with Bush was the setup for a thousand laugh-a-second Abott and Costello ripoffs, you ain't seen nothing yet. Wait 'til he visits an atom! Or an electron, or whatever those teensy things are called.

Pardon me, must bolt into my pressure cooker while I practice reconciling color signs with feng shui. Today's target: RED. =>_<= Wish me luck...
 
This Thread: Battling Straw Men!

When Straw Men Attack!

If a straw man falls in a pit fight, does it both make a sound and not make a sound until the sound, if it made one, is heard by a spectator? Yes, because quantum theory explains whatever I make up.
 
Okay, I just joined this forum today, and this is the first thread I read.

Colour me exhausted!
 
Remote Viewing has been used successfully by the CIA since the 1970's. The reason they haven't found Osama Bin Laden is because they don't need to: he's working for them. He's taken the blame for the WTC attacks (which wer arranged by the CIA) in return for unlimited access to Area 51. That's where the FBI keep all the inventions stolen from the aliens and drip-feeding them to the public. Bin Laden gets to chose which one he "discovers" in the mountains of Afghanistan. Then the CIA will crash more planes, this time into the pyramids near the face on Mars thus starting a pan-dimensional astral war with our creators. As predicted by Nostradamus.

All this in my new book, which should be released soon after I lose all self respect and really let my standards go.
 
We live inside a designed simulation. It is analogous to a highly advanced form of the a-life simulations we create on today's computers. Science can only hope to understand the rules that the simulators created. The universe has an 'information content,' therefore, we can conclude that the simulation is true.

spoooooky...
 
/me offers to remotely heal Nettles via telediamagnetic cellular rejuvifaction, teh best evar thing on teh intarwebz! =^_^= (Hi.)
 
How can you say spirits,ghosts aren't real just because we cant see them? We cant see love but we know its there and we feel it!
Stop being so negative and open your chakras,get on the astral plane,man.

It's true :)
(Copyright Amy "Troll" Wilson)
 
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